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60 of 93 (65%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:18am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:19am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:29pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:23am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:28am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:47am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:40pm

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:44pm

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:43pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:43pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:43pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:07pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:44pm

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:45pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:46pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:47pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:00pm

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:08pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:34pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:16pm

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:34pm

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:41pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:35pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:18pm

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:50pm

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:47pm

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:43pm

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:41pm

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:41pm

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:42pm

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:44pm

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:52am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:25pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:01pm

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:23pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:21pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:37pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:11pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 12:18pm

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:38pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:39pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:53pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:02pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:59pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:03pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:57pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:39pm

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:42pm

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:34pm

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:37pm

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:34pm

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:42pm

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:36pm

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:59pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:31am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:41pm

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:17pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:17am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:05pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:03pm



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!