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Odemčeno 60 z 93 (65 %) achievementů:
Osobní achievementy
 

Red Herring

It worked!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 11.18

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 11.19

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.29

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 11.23

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 11.28

What what?

Where did it go?
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 11.47

You scared it!

You monster!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.40

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.44

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.43

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.43

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.43

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.07

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 12.44

Dead end!

Haha!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 12.45

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 12.46

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 12.47

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.00

Hello World!

I drew this!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.08

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.34

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.16

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.34

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 12.41

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.35

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 13.18

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.50

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.47

Well done!

Congratulations!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.43

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.41

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.41

I love computers

So good
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.42

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.44

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 11.52

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.25

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.01

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.23

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.21

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.37

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.11

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Odemčeno 7. říj. v 12.18

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 12.38

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 12.39

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 12.53

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 13.02

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 12.59

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 13.03

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 12.57

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Odemčeno 10. říj. v 16.39

It's pants time!

Wow!
Odemčeno 10. říj. v 16.42

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Odemčeno 10. říj. v 16.34

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Odemčeno 10. říj. v 16.37

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Odemčeno 10. říj. v 16.34

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Odemčeno 28. říj. v 13.42

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Odemčeno 10. říj. v 16.36

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Odemčeno 11. říj. v 12.59

The day is saved!

Yay!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 11.31

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 12.41

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 13.17

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Odemčeno 6. říj. v 11.17

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 13.05

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Odemčeno 11. lis. v 13.03



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!