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Red Herring

It worked!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 11:18

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 11:19

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:29

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 11:23

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Откл. на 6 окт. в 11:28

What what?

Where did it go?
Откл. на 7 окт. в 11:47

You scared it!

You monster!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:40

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:44

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:43

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:43

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:43

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:07

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Откл. на 6 окт. в 12:44

Dead end!

Haha!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 12:45

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 12:46

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 12:47

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:00

Hello World!

I drew this!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:08

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:34

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:16

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:34

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Откл. на 6 окт. в 12:41

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:35

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 13:18

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:50

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:47

Well done!

Congratulations!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:43

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:41

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:41

I love computers

So good
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:42

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:44

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 11:52

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:25

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:01

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:23

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:21

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:37

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:11

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Откл. на 7 окт. в 12:18

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 12:38

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 12:39

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 12:53

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 13:02

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 12:59

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 13:03

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 12:57

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Откл. на 10 окт. в 16:39

It's pants time!

Wow!
Откл. на 10 окт. в 16:42

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Откл. на 10 окт. в 16:34

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Откл. на 10 окт. в 16:37

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Откл. на 10 окт. в 16:34

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Откл. на 28 окт. в 13:42

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Откл. на 10 окт. в 16:36

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Откл. на 11 окт. в 12:59

The day is saved!

Yay!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 11:31

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 12:41

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 13:17

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Откл. на 6 окт. в 11:17

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 13:05

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Откл. на 11 ноем. в 13:03



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

BURP

CLOSED

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world

Take this on your way down!

Down low!

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!

The defendant is ready!

Objection!

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!

This is my missile!

It has been marked!

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

Express elevator!

Bye!

Are we there yet?

No.

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

Do the worm!

Yes!

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

Date poacher!

At least it worked!

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!