he gave me an anus, saved my life

I'm in a hospital bed and scared because I can't move, I asked the doctor "What's going on?" He says, "You don't remember? It all happened at school." He told me, "Your friend had a problem with some people at school and was almost shot - you jumped in front of them and took the bullet yourself. You're lucky you didn't die. You're going to be okay, though, so don't worry." I think to myself "I'm happy I took that bullet for you, because it would've hurt even more to see you lying in this hospital bed." Post this on 10 friend's wall that you would take a bullet for

this guy sucks!!

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