who else realizes this guy is a time wizard? I mean come on, pissing on my wife, eating my food and then somehow getting back home in time in the span of 10 minutes to kill zombies in no more room in hell must be some record time that not even Usain Bolt could recreate. Truthfully I'm scared that I'm gonna be part of his next magic trick where he abracadabra's my face onto a pug's, but anyways great dude gotta give +rep and then take 2 rep away because he's a time wizard.

-Rep I was having seggs with Spider-Pider-Man and then Eksdi suddenly recorded us, then we made a bunch load of money by making an only-fans, exactly 69,000$ dollars split evenly to three parties, so actually I'm giving a +rep

-Rep After a good game in nmrih, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of memories, lots of great nmrih moments and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a nmrih party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ???? push against my leg. He started toying my body and then suddenly i kick his balls and run away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Borrow one? Will give you one for free!

May i borrow one?

-rep does not have a harem of femboys