EZ PZ LEMONZ SQUEEZ Best quotes from the player who devices his own tactic and says its the best:

HaSaydon: i mean if u want me to play proper like the times i do, you will realise there isnt so much criticism, so maybe if you just stfu during the game it will work

2-3 weeks later from the same player:

HaSaydon: i mean like can u just stop the criticism
HaSaydon: i suck i now
HaSaydon: noe
HaSaydon: but dont have to be so bad rite