My name is Gaben, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my massive Hat collection in TF2. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any rare hats? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the voice that announces "Victory."