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The Cult of the Coiled Cock is a radical religious movement aiming to remove all sinful erect cocks from the world. We aim to make women and minorities second class citizens once again, just like the good ol' days. There are severel commandments that must be followed when you are member of our Cult.
I- Thou shall not posses an erect cock in any way shape or form
II- Your balls must be at least a navy shade of blue
III- Thou shall not wear Hollister (it's all about bape my nigga).
IV- Thou shall r8 this religion 8/8, m8 or you will never masterb8 again.
V- If you're a dirty circumcised Jew, GTFO
VI- All of your sentences must end in "So help the Great Floppy Chode in the Sky"
VII- Do not dare to use the Great Chode's name in vain, or submit to crucifixtion of your cock and balls
VIII- a man is alloted up to three waifu's and two body pillows. No more, no less.
IX- Keep an effigy of the Great Chode in your place if rest at all times to keep you safe from dirty Jewish boners.
X- Don't talk about the Cult of the Coiled Cock.

Initiation goes as such...
-Maintain a flaccid donger for seven days and seven nights
-You must write a full sentence, grasping the pen with only your flaccid weiner. the sentence goes... "Blessed is the Great Chode for he provides us with shelter and smegma within his divine foreskin".
- Lick Kanan's peepee
And just like that... You are annointed disciple of cock.