Avcorp
Fayetteville, North Carolina, United States
 
 
“No one can buy a house anymore, no one can afford rent anymore. We just spent two decades fighting wars that did nothing but scar our men and line war profiteer pockets, and everyone is eating poisonous food that keeps getting more expensive. And when it inevitably makes them sick, they can’t afford to be made well again.”
~A DJ who loves peach cobbler

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
~Roy Batty

"Often times we believe removing ourselves from our problems is the best way to get rid of them. As vast as this universe is, you cannot escape yourself. The only way forward is through. Sit with the discomfort, sit with the feeling, breathe and listen. To heal you must sit through the storm. You must navigate your way through your own darkness with the light you are capable of creating. Show all parts of yourself love, that is the key. The demons you have arent really demons. They are just parts of your subconscious crying for help. Love yourself, listen to yourself, heal yourself."
~A mystical man named kinzer

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."
~Alexander Pope

"the majority of people are living a sick life and will never experience true health. Our ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up system benefits more from having people addicted to all the worst foods, television, pornography. negative forces have pretty much ruined the human experience to live a healthy experience. the majority of people and our lives are used as slaves, just trying to survive in a world that we deserve better than.
we must stand against the elites and their agenda."
~Dancer

“Keep this in mind, be it a grain of sand or a rock in water, they both sink the same.”
~Old boy

"The Internet is now a significant battleground in real world conflicts, its where elections are won and lost. Its where fortunes are made and where most of our relationships begin. To ignore the internet is the resign yourself to the old dying world of the previous century. The cool thing about this world is that we can connect with more people and consume more information then ever before, to the point where the options are basically infinite, but with that comes fatigue and confusion, and a need to treat all these new people and new ideas with increased suspicion, because many of these ideas and people aren't worth knowing. This years humbled me, its made me realize that opinions are the cheapest currency around.

The real danger of modern times isnt that we'll fail to tell the fake world from the real one, its that we'll know the world is fake, and choose to live in that one anyway because its comfortable, because everyone who lives there tells us what we want to hear. Embrace new ideas but keep your guard up, because everything is going to get more interesting."
~Ordinary thing's ending statement for a 2023 wrap up, released on new years eve 2023.

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the story on my pf is from a review on amazon for a bag of them
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A Tale of the St. Diarrhea's Day Massacre
I purchased these “Gummy Bears” thinking “Sounds like a nice purchase, 5 Lbs. of delicious candy for a decent price.. Can’t go wrong.” Unfortunately I had to learn the hard way.. IT CAN GO VERY WRONG!! First of all, I made the mistake of not reading the reviews before my purchase, and that was a mistake I will live with for the rest of my life due to the trauma I received after eating two handfuls of these. I was excited to try these first time and I will say this, they were surprisingly tasteful for being “Sugar Free” and I regretfully decided to try less than two handfuls within 5 minutes before I had to make a run to Walmart to purchase a few things that didn’t include a stockpile of toilet paper. Within 15 minutes of consuming these high powered laxatives, my stomach was making noises that I should have seen as a message from God warning me, “You should turn back around and go home.” I excused the funny feeling in my stomach, as I was on a mission to replace a Keurig machine that broke from Walmart. Yes I said it, “WALMART.” As I parked my car, I felt my stomach growing more agitated by the minute making gurgling noises that struck me as unusual but I proceeded into the store as I really wanted a new coffee machine..

GOD HELP ME.

I was literally in the middle of the store looking at small kitchen appliances before one loud gurgle after another and then I squeezed out a fart that began as a long squeak to a jet propulsion in a split-second that probably had some people in the store confuse the sound as a gunshot and probably had some of them ducking for cover. As my situation had just gone from a, on a 1-10 scale beginning with a 3, (I might need to use the bathroom at some point, I should make this trip quick.) to an instant 12 (I’m literally soiling myself in the middle of a Walmart with hand towels and shower towels as my only source of fabric to wipe my ass with) I said “F*** the Keurig” and I ditched my cart and went running all the way to the opposite end of the store to the bathroom while, what sounded and felt like, I had firecrackers exploding in my underwear, people were probably pointing at me while their kids are laughing and I finally made it to the bathroom to find one stall available..

The Hadicapped Stall.

Upon entering the bathroom stall while simultaneously crying and pulling my pants down I jumped on the toilet seat not realizing it was literally covered in urine and as I began opening the flood gates, releasing the evil that moments prior had begun rearranging my insides, I realized after the fact that there was no seat paper and I then I began holding on for dear life while begging God to kill me, sounding off gunshots out of my ass that most likely had people running out of the store..

USE THIS PRODUCT AT YOUR OWN RISK AND ASK YOURSELF, “WAS IF WORTH IT?” If the answer is yes, you should seek a mental health professional.
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Avcorp 1. led. v 21.57 
I want Ashley so bad it's unreal.
And no she does not need fixing, she is perfect the way she is.
My god i wish she was real, i need her so badly in my life, she can do whatever she wants with me.
I want her scrumptious toes to step on any part of my body. I want her to degrade me into the ground like the hopeless degenerate I am. The feeling of her bare skin must be unreal.
Why can't she be real!?! I want her to slice me into bite sized bits for her to eat just so that I can feel even the slightest touch of her.
Avcorp 1. led. v 21.57 
Every moment I see her, I become entranced, how could such an attractive character exist? The awakening of my fetishes was all due to her, I NEED HER!! I would allow myself to the most miserable person in the world just so I can have even a moment's time to spend with her.

I really want Ashley to crush me with her melons, I mean I want those massive calcium cannons to suffocate me, they must feel so nice, I want her to make me beg for my life as she limits my oxygen and die in bliss. Ashley is so damn hot, I need a crazy woman like her in my life, no cancel that, I need her in my life, the short life that it would.
Avcorp 1. led. v 21.57 
Mmm, God Ashley is so hot, the real world is a blur to me, I have burned Ashley into my eyes, my sight is only on her, and I want her to remove my sight, I want to suffer by her hands, God how hot would be to slowly lose my consciousness until she does whatever she wants.

This isn't a meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need. I need her. She makes me feel things that I've never felt from a fictional 2D woman before. I want her to be my actual sister. I want to be Andrew himself. And I don't want to fix her. I want her to absolutely break me. I want her to destroy everything I love and laugh as I have nothing but her to love anymore, because she's all I need.

Oh god Ashley, I need her to be real, why is he not real, I do not see other people anymore, my mind only has her in it, I need her, I need her, Oh god why isn't she real.

Tl;dr
10/10 Would recommend.
Avcorp 9. pro. 2023 v 22.57 
When the nut was plentiful, when the nut was tender.
Because I’m passing from the nut I go outside to clear my mind, but I see a nut tree, I see nuts of every kind.
I begin to wonder, if passing from the nut is a blunder.
Shall I just go crazy? Shall I release the thunder?
But oh-no, I made a bet that I could resist the nut; and I am not a baller, so you’d best believe, I ain’t paying that ten dollar.
A week left for my journey, for the nut I am yearning.
The nut will not bug me, for I am not a Rolly-Polly, thereafter I am a woman, the nut will not control me.
December comes blooming, blooming like a daisy, so you’d best believe, your woman's going crazy.