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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥ES BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!
And no she does not need fixing, she is perfect the way she is.
My god i wish she was real, i need her so badly in my life, she can do whatever she wants with me.
I want her scrumptious toes to step on any part of my body. I want her to degrade me into the ground like the hopeless degenerate I am. The feeling of her bare skin must be unreal.
Why can't she be real!?! I want her to slice me into bite sized bits for her to eat just so that I can feel even the slightest touch of her.
I really want Ashley to crush me with her melons, I mean I want those massive calcium cannons to suffocate me, they must feel so nice, I want her to make me beg for my life as she limits my oxygen and die in bliss. Ashley is so damn hot, I need a crazy woman like her in my life, no cancel that, I need her in my life, the short life that it would.
This isn't a meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need. I need her. She makes me feel things that I've never felt from a fictional 2D woman before. I want her to be my actual sister. I want to be Andrew himself. And I don't want to fix her. I want her to absolutely break me. I want her to destroy everything I love and laugh as I have nothing but her to love anymore, because she's all I need.
Oh god Ashley, I need her to be real, why is he not real, I do not see other people anymore, my mind only has her in it, I need her, I need her, Oh god why isn't she real.
Tl;dr
10/10 Would recommend.
Because I’m passing from the nut I go outside to clear my mind, but I see a nut tree, I see nuts of every kind.
I begin to wonder, if passing from the nut is a blunder.
Shall I just go crazy? Shall I release the thunder?
But oh-no, I made a bet that I could resist the nut; and I am not a baller, so you’d best believe, I ain’t paying that ten dollar.
A week left for my journey, for the nut I am yearning.
The nut will not bug me, for I am not a Rolly-Polly, thereafter I am a woman, the nut will not control me.
December comes blooming, blooming like a daisy, so you’d best believe, your woman's going crazy.