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"My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"
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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"
-- William E. Davidsen
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In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one
wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde
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All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent
upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a
visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is
informing, stimulating and ennobling.
-- H. L. Mencken
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Hackers of the world, unite!
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Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.
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Genius is pain.
-- John Lennon
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... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ... einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
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