When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

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😺 ❦ 🍧 Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
💚 ❦ 🚗 his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
🎄 ❦ 🐳 "Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the
🏓 ❦ 👳 microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
🌏 ❦ 👃 bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers. So Stevie
👹 ❦ ⛳ Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
🎽 ❦ 🥒 Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
🌋 ❦ 📀 "'Close to You'. Hit it, boys!"
🕺 ❦ 🚙 -- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller 🐠👑🌂

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