Once upon a time, in a land far, far away. There was a little gnome, this gnome wanted to be a giant. So he went to a powerful lvl 75 fire mage, this mage turned the gnome into a giant. This giant's name was Goliath....
Being a giant was really fun until he found out that his fingers were too big to play PC games properly. So he was angry because he made a wrong decision."

Moral of the story: lolwut?