https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1jvGyzcgPA

"Ya I like GTA5 more than Saints Row because it's more realistic."
"I wish I could change my GTA5 character's fingers into penises."
-KMK1928

"4 piece nugget, wreck city"
-KMK1928

"i met a tinder girl last night, she was all over me, kissing me, grinding on my ♥♥♥♥, hugging, everything. Then bailed and texted me saying she wasen't interested"
-Vr

everyone has nipples
-Mark Twain

Me: we need 1 more for ubrs but we need the key
Stab: I only have a dildo shaped heart box in my anushole
Stab: +100% boner regeneration
Stab: 900% boner stamina
Stab: Set 2 bonus : + glowing auto shoulder dildocannon
Stab:4 set bonus : AOE boner blast that shoots 9999 ♥♥♥♥♥ for 9999 dmg in all direction range 999999 penile girths
Me: whoa
Me: each ♥♥♥♥ does 9999dmg?
Me: OP
Stab: 5 set bonus: ♥♥♥♥ battering ram. Summon the full might of gods ♥♥♥♥ as it parts the clouds and fires a hypersonic meattube of flesh destruction which actually un-makes you, you cease to exist and everything youve ever done is wiped from history
Stab: that is of course after you a filled with cosmic semen until you explode into infinity
Me: obviously

"I do know there is poop coming out of my butthole" - Gabe

2:18 PM - Heath Deadger: what is the riddle of daunt
2:18 PM - Heath Deadger: to pull the enemies, watch them wipe your raid, and hear the lamentations of the women in ventrilo

6:04 PM - HeathDeadger: ♥♥♥♥ is the meaning of life

Stab - gotta keep my stuff gotta poop and eat it gotta play





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