alright listen here. im yung swingset. im a famed reviewer. im very mad. im upset. im pissed. im torqued. so the other day i decided to play some rocket league. good decision right? WRONG! it was not a good decision, it was very bad. one of the worst decisions of my life. let me go into detail.

so i logged onto rocket league a few days ago and the scariest thing happened. my preset had been reset. if you know me, then you know that this was a blow to my self esteem. nothing gets me more happy then logging on to see my favorite preset: a brown triton (row 1, column 2 (secondary color is black (the triton isnt painted)))) with the modus bestia decal. and the hustle brow topper. i dont play the game anymore, i just log on to see my triton preset. i love my triton preset, its called yung swingset. so you might be wondering what happened? well listen up because im gonna tell you. oh by the way the tritons boost is black standard. no antenna. so what happened? well my yung swingset preset wasnt equipped... listen this may seem like its not that big of a deal to some, but this ruined my day, my year even. so i got pissed (understandably) and i punched the ♥♥♥♥ out of my desk (yeah i play video games on a desk, get over it). so i punched my desk, and i mean i punched it. i clocked it. it nearly broke my desk, im a strong man, nearly as strong as vin deisel (not stronger than dwayne the rock johnson however). it didnt break my hand because im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strong ass man (yeah right like a desk is gonna break my hand). so i punched my desk. this set off a chain reaction that eventually caused my cat to need to be rushed to the ER (not that interesting of a story, no need to get into it). so anyway back to rocket league. i quickly changed my preset back to my beautiful triton. all was well.

so thats the review. i have put thousands of hours into this game on playstation (i dont play xbox because im straight (not that there is anything wrong with being gay im just not (im not a homophobe i swear)))) and nearly 500 on steam. this has never happened to me in my entire history of playing rocket league. so imagine my shock when the preceding circumstances happened. it was a life changing experience. so anyway i give this game 10.5 stars out of a possible 11 stars. it is certainly a fantastic game, one of the best. but of course it missed out on half of a star because it did inadvertently kill my cat. i loved that cat man. loved him. ♥♥♥♥ it 10 stars. still a possible 11. why did epic games have to go and kill my cat. this is a travesty. so yeah thats it. thats the review, leave a like and comment down below. or dont. i really dont care (except for that i do) if you read this far you better at least give a comment. better. better give a comment.

take a gander at my sick triton by the way, it looks like a man. it has eyes and eyebrows and a sick mustache and a smily mouth. its very cool.

YUNG SWINGSET OUT!

alright listen here. im yung swingset. im a famed reviewer. im very mad. im upset. im pissed. im torqued. so the other day i decided to play some rocket league. good decision right? WRONG! it was not a good decision, it was very bad. one of the worst decisions of my life. let me go into detail. so i logged onto rocket league a few days ago and the scariest thing happened. my preset had been reset. if you know me, then you know that this was a blow to my self esteem. nothing gets me more happy then logging on to see my favorite preset: a brown triton (row 1, column 2 (secondary color is black (the triton isnt painted)))) with the modus bestia decal. and the hustle brow topper. i dont play the game anymore, i just log on to see my triton preset. i love my triton preset, its called yung swingset. so you might be wondering what happened? well listen up because im gonna tell you. oh by the way the tritons boost is black standard. no antenna. so what happened? well my yung swingset preset wasnt equipped... listen this may seem like its not that big of a deal to some, but this ruined my day, my year even. so i got pissed (understandably) and i punched the shit out of my desk (yeah i play video games on a desk, get over it). so i punched my desk, and i mean i punched it. i clocked it. it nearly broke my desk, im a strong man, nearly as strong as vin deisel (not stronger than dwayne the rock johnson however). it didnt break my hand because im a fucking strong ass man (yeah right like a desk is gonna break my hand). so i punched my desk. this set off a chain reaction that eventually caused my cat to need to be rushed to the ER (not that interesting of a story, no need to get into it). so anyway back to rocket league. i quickly changed my preset back to my beautiful triton. all was well. so thats the review. i have put thousands of hours into this game on playstation (i dont play xbox because im straight (not that there is anything wrong with being gay im just not (im not a homophobe i swear)))) and nearly 500 on steam. this has never happened to me in my entire history of playing rocket league. so imagine my shock when the preceding circumstances happened. it was a life changing experience. so anyway i give this game 10.5 stars out of a possible 11 stars. it is certainly a fantastic game, one of the best. but of course it missed out on half of a star because it did inadvertently kill my cat. i loved that cat man. loved him. fuck it 10 stars. still a possible 11. why did epic games have to go and kill my cat. this is a travesty. so yeah thats it. thats the review, leave a like and comment down below. or dont. i really dont care (except for that i do) if you read this far you better at least give a comment. better. better give a comment. take a gander at my sick triton by the way, it looks like a man. it has eyes and eyebrows and a sick mustache and a smily mouth. its very cool. YUNG SWINGSET OUT!