ShugoTheRipper
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at yourself and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another gamer, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add skill to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because you KNOW you can't beat me and you are not even gonna try!

So you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning. See, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you.

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Created by - ShugoTheRipper
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Calling a resupply or grabbing ammo getting you kicked? Unused ammo getting left behind? Low oxygen missions seem impossible? Solve these issues and many more with this basic primer on the usage and placement of resupply.
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1900+ Names of classic adult actresses.
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Where is Molly!?!?!?
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Created by - ShugoTheRipper
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A simple explanation to an unexplained mechanic.
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Shugo; The Man, The Legend
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A sub-par Telltale title...

But why you may ask? It is simple the game is filled with references to Minecraft, but that’s not the bad part. The bad part is that’s all it is, references there is no substance no engaging story no real narrative or characters you care about.

The first 30 minutes of the game is a brutal slog of uninspired writing and weak character building, comparatively to other Telltale titles. The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Tales From The Borderlands, and Game of Thrones are all vastly superior in the quality of characters, writing, and player engagement.

To expand on characters here is a list...
  • The Pig
  • The Fat Guy
  • The Girl
  • The Cool Girl
  • The Tunnel Snakes
  • The Nice Tunnel Snake
  • Lee Everett
The characters are bland and are given no real distinct or likable traits, making them unmemorable (see list) and near pointless to the story other than bouncing dialog off of.

I purchased this game assuming that it would have the same quality that Telltale always delivers, but it did not. I have refunded my copy and a copy I gifted to a friend (On his request because its controls were broken). Hopefully this is not a sign that all future Telltale titles will become uninspired cash grabs but only time will tell.
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BadGhost 24 Sep @ 5:09pm 
The hater.
Styphalian 18 Apr @ 9:47am 
ya dude let's game get lethal
Revalopod 4 Mar @ 12:41am 
You win a Jester
Overlord 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm 
CAW
ShugoTheRipper 17 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am 
lol, I am glad hes not coming to bug me.
Fed 17 Nov, 2023 @ 9:55am 
It turns out Blood-drinker and that sholo guy who wrote the random schizo essays on my profile were friends, that'd prob explain a thing or two :steamlaughcry: