well somebody had to bring the 1000 bottles of baby oil

This guy was at a diddy party

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ㅤ* Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
ㅤ* Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?
Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.
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stinks like a fart

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