panasonic's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:02am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:33am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:26am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:13pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 May @ 8:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 1 May @ 10:36am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 2:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:36am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:10am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:56am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:25am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 12 Oct @ 11:15pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:33am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:15am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:27am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:17am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:20am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:10am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:27am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:24pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:52am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:13am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:45am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:12am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:39am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 3 May @ 8:28am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:15am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 Oct @ 11:34pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:30am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:37am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:49am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:25am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:15pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:11pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:20am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 May @ 8:33am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:23am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:41am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 1 May @ 11:00am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:22am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:07pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:42am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:39am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 1 May @ 11:52am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:44am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:30am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 11 Oct @ 5:15am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:29pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:50am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:45am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:07am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:06am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

21 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

9 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,795 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

12 / 30