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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 13 oct. 2023 la 0:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 13 oct. 2023 la 0:08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 4 nov. 2023 la 5:33

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:26

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 4 nov. 2023 la 5:35

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 29 apr. la 13:13

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 1 mai la 8:42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 1 mai la 10:36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 2:16

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 4:36

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 6:10

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 7 oct. la 3:56

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 3:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 12 oct. la 23:15

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:33

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 1:15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 13 nov. la 10:17

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 6:20

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 4:10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 4:27

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 23:24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 20 oct. la 1:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 5:45

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 6:12

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:39

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 3 mai la 8:28

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 20 oct. la 1:15

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 12 oct. la 23:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 0:30

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:37

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 5:49

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:25

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 4 nov. 2023 la 6:01

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 29 apr. la 13:15

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Obținută la 29 apr. la 13:11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 3:20

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 1 mai la 8:33

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 3:23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 4:41

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 1 mai la 11:00

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 5:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 6 oct. la 23:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 4:42

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 4:39

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Obținută la 1 mai la 11:52

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Obținută la 19 oct. la 5:44

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 7 oct. la 5:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 11 oct. la 5:15

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 11 oct. la 23:29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 12 oct. la 5:50

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 7 oct. la 4:45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 11 oct. la 6:07

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 14 oct. la 5:06



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
21 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
9 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2,795 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
12 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+11

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