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Lee Harvey Oswald 29 Aug @ 1:17am 
thanks for the feedback jim, i'll write that one down
One Eyed Wonder Weasel 29 Aug @ 12:28am 
bros got the shield pack on survived two fmj fanning back shots after being hit with a martini then spam fires dolch for the win... shameless
✘✘ 10 Aug @ 1:17am 
+rep 3v1 point down in ER :steamthumbsup:
Inlitum 10 Aug @ 1:11am 
-rep 0 honor in Elden Ring. shameful player
Lixato 8 Jul @ 7:53pm 
-rep 0 honor in Elden Ring
merry trootmas 27 May @ 3:41am 
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THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS, VIA EVOLUTION, CHANGED TO BECOME THE LARGEST LIVING LAND MAMMAL KNOWN TO MAN(AN ELEPHANT) BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PROFILES WERE ALERTED TO THE FACT THAT KAMMERJUNK HAD WASHED ASHORE AS A WHALE!! POST THIS ON 10 DIFFERENT PROFILES IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE SHE WILL CONTINUE REPRODUCING AND THE HERD WILL TRAMPLE YOUR WAIFU!!!!!
merry trootmas 27 May @ 3:39am 
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merry trootmas 22 May @ 12:31pm 
*smirks and pushes my glasses up as they shine brilliantly like Gendo Karl from Neon Genesis Evangeleon*
Well, I have a few words to share with you --

FUS RO DAH!!!

*an afterimage is all that's left as I seemingly teleport above you as you fly into the air and I unsheathe my millennium hydraulo-forged double-barreled Spirit Blade with a satisfying SHHHHHNNNGGGGGGG*

(Narration to Audience as the camera focuses on just my face): Some say the pen is mightier than the sword..... I say that those people haven't met me.
*unleashes a triple-jab in an instant, beheading you in an even faster instant and ripping your soul from the very maw of consciousness*

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*drops down to the ground as the body and head fall behind me as the camera focuses on them, then focuses back to me*
*flicks blade clean and resheathes it*
Sorry kid. That's just how things go in this doge dog (reference to meme) world -___-"
merry trootmas 14 Feb @ 2:39am 
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yuman 8 Feb @ 12:12am 
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Lee Harvey Oswald 7 Feb @ 1:32pm 
keep telling yourself that the economy in this game matters
You have less than 800 hours and you let others cuck you... keep telling yourself that.
Lee Harvey Oswald 7 Feb @ 1:28pm 
i am too rich to care about the bounty, i am here for the vine
A month later, you're still hiding for 20+ minutes and watch other players walk out with bounty both bounties? Uninstall, thanks
Stormadinn 8 Jan @ 12:45pm 
nice camp and easy headshot as that's a good spot behind huts BUT, you guys waited 15+min while we got both bounties and still got out.. but ya gg on waiting for that easy extraction headshot.
RileyGhostJ 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:35pm 
this mfer on the grassy knoll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Lee Harvey Oswald 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06pm 
do you know who lee harvey oswald is
King K. Rool 24 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
so you sat for 35 minutes doing nothing and dont even have a higher K/D than me by sniping and avoiding fights....ok
Lee Harvey Oswald 24 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51pm 
https://i.imgur.com/uZnVx3I.png he thinks we do it for the money
King K. Rool 24 Oct, 2023 @ 2:41pm 
Congrats on waiting for 35 minutes to extract camp us while we fought the other teams. My teammate decided to just leave since we dont need the money both above 100,000 but uh maybe play the game and not sit for 35 minutes doing nothing you could have killed the other boss as well lmfao
merry trootmas 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48am 
cheater spawned beartrap under me?? 騙子bitch死
Lee Harvey Oswald 20 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm 
i still extracted btw
Lee Harvey Oswald 20 Oct, 2023 @ 4:08pm 
you hit a nice shot man, ggs
ChainSAW MAN 20 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm 
get rekt trashbag. camps 300 meters out with spitzer and still gets trashed. bum.
Lee Harvey Oswald 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm 
why are you playing on NA from EU man, ping abusing isn't bueno
Thor 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm 
deadtrapes and sniper exit camper never see so low player no skill only camping l2p idiot
Lee Harvey Oswald 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm 
how do you like the mets now
Linefire 12 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm 
displaced ed/receding hairline issues much?
Lee Harvey Oswald 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15pm 
hunt reddit gamer
mericanhawk 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm 
1.03 KDA

pretty much sums this camper up

L Bozo
Lee Harvey Oswald 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
thanks for the tip 4 star gamer, better luck improving friend
Cummand Jizzwood 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm 
play the game idiot
Lee Harvey Oswald 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:24pm 
better luck next time, jake
jakefromstatefarmz69 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15pm 
rat sparks sniper doesnt play the objective
merry trootmas 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28pm 
please leave me alone, i just want to be left alone. do not bother me, i just want to be left alone. i tell you 'leave me alone' and you still bother me. why you do this? every morning i put cocoa butter on my skin, so that my skin has the healthy glow. now leave me alone. i dont want this. you try to give me this, i dont want this. i want to be left alone.

eveyr morning i wake up, i go outside. the first morning, i find a snake and i kill the snake. the second morning, i go outside. another snake. the same color, the same size. i kill the snake.

the third morning. the third morning, i go outside, there is a snake and right before i kill the snake, the snake looks up at me and he says to me 'i just want to be left alone, why you do this?' i left the snake alone.

i find no more snakes in the morning.


what the ♥♥♥♥ dude.
yuman 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53am 
:wesker: :wesker: :wesker: :wesker::wesker:
merry trootmas 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am 
:happycrank:
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TurntUpToaster 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04pm 
this guy just camps all game with a sniper and still has a negative kd lmao
†MUFF† 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53pm 
lucky i was down a bar. your traaaashhhhh kid
merry trootmas 20 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20am 
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Yasmeen 18 Aug, 2022 @ 12:53pm 
those guys we "teamed" with randomly r kinda new...i could have escaped with the bounty but i was kind enough to share a bounty with them...we came for this 2nd one assuming everyones dead...quit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ n trash talking
Yasmeen 18 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm 
i hear the passion in ur voices... LOL
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