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THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS, VIA EVOLUTION, CHANGED TO BECOME THE LARGEST LIVING LAND MAMMAL KNOWN TO MAN(AN ELEPHANT) BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PROFILES WERE ALERTED TO THE FACT THAT KAMMERJUNK HAD WASHED ASHORE AS A WHALE!! POST THIS ON 10 DIFFERENT PROFILES IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE SHE WILL CONTINUE REPRODUCING AND THE HERD WILL TRAMPLE YOUR WAIFU!!!!!
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Well, I have a few words to share with you --
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*an afterimage is all that's left as I seemingly teleport above you as you fly into the air and I unsheathe my millennium hydraulo-forged double-barreled Spirit Blade with a satisfying SHHHHHNNNGGGGGGG*
(Narration to Audience as the camera focuses on just my face): Some say the pen is mightier than the sword..... I say that those people haven't met me.
*unleashes a triple-jab in an instant, beheading you in an even faster instant and ripping your soul from the very maw of consciousness*
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*drops down to the ground as the body and head fall behind me as the camera focuses on them, then focuses back to me*
*flicks blade clean and resheathes it*
Sorry kid. That's just how things go in this doge dog (reference to meme) world -___-"
pretty much sums this camper up
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eveyr morning i wake up, i go outside. the first morning, i find a snake and i kill the snake. the second morning, i go outside. another snake. the same color, the same size. i kill the snake.
the third morning. the third morning, i go outside, there is a snake and right before i kill the snake, the snake looks up at me and he says to me 'i just want to be left alone, why you do this?' i left the snake alone.
i find no more snakes in the morning.
what the ♥♥♥♥ dude.
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