Cpt. Rimjob
Minde   London, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Minde, 12 (with a voice changer), a professional oxygen waster, probably the worst person you have met...

"I'm simply an accident. Why take it all so seriously?" - Emil Cioran




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'tis all a waste.
Currently In-Game
War Thunder
Featured Artwork Showcase
Kimber Micro 9 I made for a tutorial series
Artwork Showcase
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War Thunder
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B R U H
There are two types of People in this world

The Virgin Brackets:

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The Chad Brackets:

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Do you even c# bro?

Favorite Game
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Hours played
Cpt. Rimjob 8 Oct @ 2:03pm 
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[CBT]アズン 8 Oct @ 5:07am 
-rep Joined a CS2 match with this guy, and I honestly thought he was playing with his monitor turned off. He aimed at everything but the enemy — walls, windows, the sky… I think he even tried to knife a shadow at one point. The MVP of the game was gravity because he somehow kept falling off the map. Thanks for the comedy show, but maybe stick to Tetris!
Rokas 26 Sep @ 6:52am 
-rep he did the same to me as well last year, never trusting strangers again
Cpt. Rimjob 26 Sep @ 6:50am 
>real
[CBT]アズン 23 Sep @ 1:51pm 
-rep After a good game in CS, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great age of empires and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house he quickly went to the bathroom and stayed in there for a little while, I didn't think much of it. After about an hour he came out wearing his furry outfit, full mask and tail on. He pushed me against the wall and 'prrrred' in my ear whilst i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was a furry.
Don't trust this guy
Cpt. Rimjob 15 Aug @ 5:21am 
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