Local Headlines
Man Found Having Tea Party With Mewing Monkeys Again.

Evil Underwear Likely To Win Village Show

Local Man Wins Peppino Spaghetti's Bashegitti Growing Contest For the Third Time

Woman With Good Tattoo Arrested for 37th Time

Viral Photo of Mewing Monkeys Had Been Photoshopped

Local man Set to Fly Out and Help With The Mega Burp Of Doom Relief Effort

Man Buys Monk Robes For Low Income Local Family

National Headlines
Mewing Monkeys Catches Train Across Country

Man Jailed For Threatening Wife With Evil Underwear

New Variety of Peppino Spaghetti's Bashegitti Set to Revolutionise Our Eating Habits

Man With Good Tattoo Suspected of Art Theft

Small The Mega Burp Of Doom Forcast in Northern Regions

Antarctic Monk Robes Are the Latest Big Trend Says Top Fashion Designer

International Headlines
Antarctic Mewing Monkeys Escapes From Florida Zoo

Space Voted Nicest Place to Live in the World

The World's Biggest Peppino Spaghetti's Bashegitti Measuring Over 1m

Good Tattoos Banned in North Korea

The Mega Burp Of Doom Causes Devastation

Monk Robes Linked to Global Health Scare