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Recent reviews by Eli "Spliff Master" Vance

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1 person found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wake up, I say ''Good morning'' (Ooh-ooh)
To all my peoples, good morning (Ooh-ooh)
To all my brothers, good morning (Ooh-ooh)
To all my sisters, good morning (Ooh-ooh)

[Verse]
I woke up and I got fresh as hell on a Monday
I can't go to Hell, I went to church last Sunday
Last Tuesday, I met a model on a runway
She said she want to run away with me and hit the highway
I can show you how to make some money on a highway
'Bout my money I'll do you like big worm on Friday
Shorty wanna pull up on me, kickin' on a Wednesday
She don't even really give a ♥♥♥♥ 'bout what her friends say
Damn, baby, do you really love me? I'm the man
I'ma run up all that money, get them bands
I don't think I really need a lot of friends
I just think I really need a lot of bands
If you my ♥♥♥♥♥ then we locked in to the end
If you my ♥♥♥♥♥ then you my ♥♥♥♥♥, there's no pretend
And my ♥♥♥♥♥, she bad as hell, so she a ten
And ♥♥♥♥ all the opps, they tell the cops every time we spin
Had to learn to stack the money, you ain't always gotta spend
Said you always be here for me then you switched up in the end
I only got one blood brother, he got life up in the pen
And only way that we can talk is through a paper and a pen
When I hit my knees and pray, ask God, ''Forgive me for my sins''
I got two bankrolls on me, now they look like identical twins
I got two hoes on me right now, they look like identical twins
I had to cut some people off, 'cause they ain't want to see me win
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[Bridge]
I had to cut some people off, 'cause they ain't want to see me win
No, no, no, no, no, no
I had to cut some people off, 'cause they ain't want to see me win
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus]
Wake up, I say ''Good morning'' (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
To all my peoples, good morning (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
To all my brothers, good morning (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

[Refrain]
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Good morning, yeah
Yeah (Yeah)
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Wake up, I say ''Good morning''
Posted 15 May.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
154.9 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
smoking on nirnroot
Posted 6 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
31.0 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
nominate :)
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
588.0 hrs on record (130.8 hrs at review time)
You CAN NOT convince me that this game is out of beta.

From multiple crashes per session, to being disconnected from steam, to graphical glitches. Im pretty much at a stand still for what I can even do with this game. This game is the only COD game i have seen being this unresponsive and glitchy.

I love Call Of Duty as a whole, its fun to play with friends and act goofy in multiplayer, but now I can barely even play two matches without getting booted off of steam or crashing.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ game
Posted 26 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
40.5 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
swag
Posted 3 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
farted
Posted 5 January, 2021. Last edited 5 January, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
certified moment
Posted 28 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
194.0 hrs on record (159.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
spent more dollars than hours i have in this game :]
Posted 21 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
mfw all achievements in 20 mins
Posted 16 December, 2020.
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