Eli "Spliff Master" Vance
a trash eater that lives in   New Jersey, United States
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100 XP
 
 
Worlds worst speedrunner (aspiring portal speedrunner)
Can you smell that? Its the swag fart
ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵐᵃᵈ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵗʳᵃⁿˢ ᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵍⁱʳˡ (つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )


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Name: Sam
Age: 22
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Team Fortress 2
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Left 4 Dead 2
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cold house cucumber 11 Nov @ 8:08pm 
ggs
JamarionJonson 20 Oct @ 8:27pm 
called me the n word:steamthumbsdown:
kody 1 Oct @ 8:56pm 
Name: Sam
Age: 22
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kody 16 Sep @ 1:44pm 
SIGNED BY HIGHLANDER RANK 1 PLAYER


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Eli "Spliff Master" Vance 19 Jul @ 2:19pm 
i see some non-squirters in this comment section