You fool, you complete buffoon, you unamputatable carbuncle, did you believe your post was humorous? Did you sit there while creating it, thinking “My, my, this is so amusing that people around the globe sitting at their desks, on the street or in the lavatorium will let out a hearty chuckle, for my post will make them merry,”? I will have you know, dear sir or madame, that this is in fact not the case, and your post did not succeed in amusing me, as I sit, admiring my well tended topiary in my Oriental garden. I have numerous Ph.Ds in subjects you could not even pronounce, let alone comprehend, and I would be far more capable of creating a humorous post, that would make the masses not only chuckle, but guffaw heartily. Don’t believe me? That makes you doubly foolish. It matters not though, your unamusing attempt at a post will soon be removed by mods, and in its place will be a far more delightful and amusing orchestrated by me.

yo just want let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concrete, and I strangle the life out of you. pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

♥♥♥♥ me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Don't kill yoself

oh

kill yoself plz k thnx