1. No level 1's on steam unless I know you
2. I only friend people I know personally or if I enjoyed you in a game
3. no bad memes
4. +reps get friended / followed
5. you gotta have discord
6. You have to have a few games
7. Sketchy links / things in my comments is a big no no.
8. if I don't like you, please don't harrass me.
9. edgy comments are sigma gosling so do that
10. No scams
11. No annoying names
12. don't be annoying
13. racism is le epic
14. if you barely play gmod I don't think it's gonna work out
15. I barely play CS:GO but I play it from time to time.
16. TF2 is bad lol
16.5: pyro is a bad main
16.6: cheaters in TF2 are true gamers
17. no spamming friend requests if I've denied it
18. if I've denied your friend request, it's over with. Don't send a new one.
19. no liberal remarks.
20. trump is the best and hillary sucks.
21. No bad games like fortnite
22. No Serious roleplayers on GMOD kek
23. Epic gamers only
24. no unfunny copypastas in my comments ree
25. no random friend requests.
25.5: unless you're like le epic
26. no bad jokes in my comments
26.5: unless they ironic
26.6: or actually funny, but in the wrong sense
27. battle royale is bad
27.5: especially fortnite
27.6: NO FORTNITE IN COMMENTS
28. black ops 3+ is gay!1111!!!!
29. CSGO is a m e h
30. give me free stuff LOL!
31. HL2 > HL1 - My opinion is right, and you know it.
32. No gay ass bots bruh
33. I really boutta get yo pickle chin ah boi
33.5: collar green head ass boy
34: if it exists, there's porn of it
35. XD is for libtards
35.5: NO LIBTARDS
35.6: OR LIBERALS
36. If you are anti-trump don't talk to me kek
37. no terrorists
38. Sans Jah Killer#0130 is my discord
38.5: name and profile picture is ironic
39. no cucks
40. no incels
41. no bronies
42. n word pass is given around here by reading this. And yes, it is permanent
43. Oracle is gay.
44. I don't have a British accent but I'm British, alright?
45. once again, racism is le epic.
46. I hate DarkRP but love it at the same time
46.5: unless its ROBLOX DarkRP. Then its gross af.
47. 3500+ hours in gmod. Sad, I know.
48. Uncircumcised Ricky Berwick
49. Spiderman gay but it was funny when he died
49.5: except old spiderman. That was the good days, super strength spider boy.
50. does Hulks penis get bigger when he grows into Hulk?
50.5: is Hulks ♥♥♥ green?
51. Jizz is actually milk.
52: Piss is just lemonade but mixed with acid.
53. I pissed myself
54. Uh oh, stinky.
55. Buddha is rea!
56. Trump is Jah
56.5: and you are wrong if you think otherwise
57. All black people are black
58. No redditors
59. Don Cheadle walks into a bar, right? And he says to the bartender, "Don Cheadle."
60. Not a weeb, I just really like Jojo's and Initial D. No cap.
61. Women
62. I hate Thicc Terry from that one csgo match I had at 1:48:42 AM on May 8th 2019
63. Black people are pretty cool
64. If I ever repeat something in these its because I've been adding onto this for over a year
65. uhhhhh big hcungus ooh nana?
66. Traps are infact gay.
67. Leftists more like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-ists.. ha.. gotteem.
68. Trump kinda based doh?
69. funny number
70. black
70.5: white
71. Fortnite is ♥♥♥♥ and needs to die already, its been like 4 years (written 2020)
72. 2020 do be kinda flyin by doh
73. dog wearin da safety vest??
73.5: he do be kinda lookin safe doh.
74. #CHUNGUSRIGHTS
75. #BIGCHUNGUSISSTILLFUNNY2020
76. Big Chungus Ooh na na
76.5) I am a meme of fat bugs bunny ooh na na.
77. #StopChungusphobia
78. TRUMP2020 ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
78.5: JOE BIDENS RACIST!! CRINGE!!
79. Yelling 'Poop' is always funny
79.5: and 'Crap'!
80. Buddhasmas must be celebrated in December on the 25th instead of Christmas
81. Been updating this for over 2 years, true dedication is a true buddhist.
82. #MAGA2024
83. Biden may have won in 2020/2021, but Trump got 2024/2025
84. Stinky ass poopoo..
85. Want to thank all the buddhist friends: Ansly, Rick, Johnny, Roger, Eddie, Jack, John, Rob, Craig, Matthew, Bubba, Ethan, Austin and many more. Buddha bless.
86. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ status = burning.col
87. The 23rd of every month is 'Jeff Maine Appreciation Day' Declared by Roger Gruezo
88. 2021 ALSO flying by gawd damn
89. Beefcakes only
90. Matthew AND George are dating
90.5) Matthew AND George WERE dating
91. GMOD is the best game ever made
92. HYPED FOR S&BOX
93. Beefcakes ONLY can friend me
94. NO NERDS!
95. Kool Kidz Only!
96. Beefcake City. Population: Jeff & Rick
97. Not all leftists are bad, just the twitter ones.
98. Tumblr to twitter, specifically
99. Hmm.. thinking..
100. AWESOME 100!! NUMBER 100!!
101. Buddha?? Yep.
102. #DOWNWITHTHEGLIC
102.5: #DOWNWITHGLIC
103. Gaylord incel city shall not be trusted!
104. The Beefcake Republic shall remain on top
105. Scrimblo Male Republic is allies with the TBR, but also is enemies with GLIC, like TBR.
106. Scrimblo Beefcakes are the aryans of The Beefcake Republic
107. I am a Scrimblo Beefcake.
108. I am VP of SMR and TBR.
109. Rick Rock is the president of TBR
110. Jamal Holly is the president of the SMR
111. SMR / TBR are great allies, but don't fully rely on eachother, just chill.
112. As of july 30th, 2021, Jeff Maine has gone to war with the Scrimblo Male Republic, The Beefcake Republic and the Gaylord Incel City.
113. Ice don't move.
114. Boobies > Ass
114.5: I love ta-ta's :)
115. Joe Hawley is a gamer
116. Every Buddhist or self proclaimed Buddhist has to play Six Paths for one hour every 24 hours.
117. Don't send if you're a nerd.
118. israel??? Palestine.
119. Turkish (ROACH)
120. or transgender.
120.5: I don't want to talk to you if you are any of these things.
121. "My Name is Jamal" is Bhuddyism Music's best song
122. Bhuddyism is the official 4th Reich of the world
123. THROWBACK TO RULE 28!
124. Ryan Brian Deserves better
125. 50.5 still has never been answered.
126. 2023 in a few months baybee! (Sept 2022, 17, 11:51 PM) [9 minutes away from 18th]
127. oh yea it 2023 now (2023-01-04 11:34 PM)
128. can white boy bust it down sexual style?
129. Canada >>>
129.5: Canada is superior.
130. Halo is a ♥♥♥♥ game
131. Halo is boring
132. Halo is COD for Star Trek Nerdboys who do Bukkakkes with their grandma in the middle
133. Canada goat australia arty farty
134. OK VELMA MAKE ME A LITTLE RACIST BUT I STILL LOVE BLACK GUY BUTTS AND WEINER
135. Jimmy Mandoms is in the Dacoobers video despite his facade of lying and deflection

136. ⸸ VORKAPALGOS ⸸ STOLE MY RULES AND IS GAY NERD BOY
137. Twitch.tv/TheBadgerBrah GOATED Stream
137.5) Follow Brah
138: EVHN DA GOAATTTT
139: Connection Terminated
140. Furry Love 2 is the best game ever
141. I love Furry Love 2
142. Furry Love is goated
143. Free Palestine#trump2024
144. Nvm get rid of Palestine and Israel
145. There is a max character limit, eventually.
146. Trump won. 2024-2028, the golden years.