61 people found this review helpful
46 people found this review funny
3
4
3
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.5 hrs on record
Posted: 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55pm

I'm ready for my steam account to be forever tainted after posting this lmao.
So my friend bought this for me as a joke, and guilted me into accepting it by saying "It's a gift, you can't reject a gift!" So I accepted it with zero intention of playing it. But then that turned into "It's a gift, you have to play it!"
And I have to admit, I was curious? Like the worst thing that happens is I don't like it, feel ashamed of its existence on my profile, and move on, right? But I actually thought the story was really cute, and really well done. Like yeah, it's porn, you follow a futanari on her sexual adventures. But at the same time, the underlying story is actually REALLY GOOD.
So the main character just grew a ♥♥♥♥ one day (Explained in the last chapter), and got really insecure about it. She cut off all her friends, stopped trying to make new ones, and became a total shut in. Through all of her sexual adventures with the people in the story, she learns self-acceptance and that these people love her, or her magic penis, no matter what. My personal favorite story was Clover's, as I felt like this one really hit home about the self-acceptance bit.
I also thought the music was really nice, it gives a super uplifting vibe and I really enjoyed it! And the color palette is also nice. I just think it's neat.
So yeah, porn game, lots of sex, lots of different flavors of sex, but also, really nice story. I liked it enough to write a review and taint my profile forever, also, my mom, one of my old teachers, tons of old classmates, and my aunt, are all on my steam friends list, so now they all get to know I played Futa Fix ♥♥♥♥ Dine and Dash.
HI MOM
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
15 Comments
Lucky 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm 
Oh heck at least I got these rockin boobies tho
Baby Batter Blaster 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am 
your mother probably sees you as a failure.
Ronski jytky 10 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am 
Be very ashamed heretic :DWskull:
Lucky 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34pm 
Sorry Banana, the people who commented before you don't think you exist lmfao Or that you'd be evil enough TO BUY ME PORN AS A JOKE AND FORCE ME TO PLAY IT
The Banana King 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm 
I knew you would like it! Degenerates think alike!
Polybius The Mad 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am 
Your..."friend".....As a....."joke"....Sure.
Ronski jytky 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:27am 
"As a joke" yeah ok.
Lucky 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43am 
I absolute am a horny weeb but also here's the email I got lmao
https://ibb.co/jDw4Yn7
(Link expires in 1 month)
Static Craze 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44pm 
you weren't gifted this you liar admit that your a horny weeb
Lucky 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53pm 
Clover was seriously the best! Her story was my favorite and she was wonderful!