No information given. You dont really want to read about my boring life.


...or do you? why are you still reading? There must be something more entertaing you can do on the internet than read this. Like Youtube or something. Know what, you are on STEAM right now. Shouldn't you be playing a computer game? (nerd) I mean, thats how you got into this from the start, right? You bought a game that made you download STEAM? You probably made an equally boring and whimsical profile description. I mean summary. Whatever. Im kind of surprised this box has enough space for me to write all this. Even E-Harmony doesnt let people tell other people THIS much about themselves. Not that I've actually told you anything about myself. Not that I go to E-Harmony either. I am confident in my ability to get a date outside of the internet. Although, looking at how much time I've killed writing this, that confidence may be misplaced. Quite frankly, why are you still reading this? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!? NO! Dont answer that! I can tell that this is clearly some sort of trap! YOU are trying to lull me into a false sense of security by pretending to be some casual person just taking a look at my profile, but you aren't fooling anybody, and by anybody I mean ME! AHA! so now that you've been exposed, now what? you knew, didnt you? That Im the reason its no go? That Im the reason things are what they are? Well, sir/madam/transvestathingy, YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT WHATEVER YOU KNOW! JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW MORE THAN I DO DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO FORCE ME TO COME UP WITH MORE SUMMARY STUFF TO ENTERTAIN YOU! IM ONLY WRITNG THIS MUCH TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WHILE I DOWNLOAD SOME BETA-oh crap...you know something about my download schedule now. Well played, but it wont save you in the end! Im going to stop writing! Right now!



...Why are you still here!?!? You are becoming as clearly guilty as GLADYS at the end of Portal, to pay so much attention to all this nonsense!
This is it. to have read so much you are clearly not human. prepare to be...I dont know, recognized as not human? What do your kind fear anyway? Can you even die? Or were you ever alive to start with? Perhaps YOU were the turkey all along? I must admit the possibility is daunting, BUT YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME!
GASP! Have i now accidentaly revealed my knowledge of Portal? I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CAKE!! STOP BUGGING ME!!