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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Aug @ 12:21am

One of the bet games I've played this year. It has not only surpassed expectations and revived my faith in the gaming industry but has involuntarily revived my dead marriage. Before this game i was a sad husk of a man that couldn't get my life together. I was addicted to gambling and alcohol with no end in sight. After playing this game and solving homlessness I have become a better man. Now when i gamble I ALWAYS win with no sign of losing in sight. When i wake up in the morning I'm so happy to drink that i start shaking and sweating with excitement. My wife no longer hates but fears me and describes me as "an eldritch beast thought to only be ficticious" and refuses to leave or talk back to me. Thank you Blind and Schizophrenic. If i need to convince you anymore you should walk off a bridge unless you plan on buying this AAA stellar game.
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