Dstn.
Illinois, United States
 
 
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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Bolsonaro 22 13 Oct, 2017 @ 9:04pm 
+REP, This guy is pro. I wish you all the best pal !
mld163 30 Aug, 2017 @ 4:47pm 
i like your smell
bord 2 22 May, 2017 @ 4:03pm 
so many dead memes on your profile ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
넥서스 18 Feb, 2017 @ 8:36pm 
when a face transplant goes wrong the result is a giant mutant zombie which our hero monkeyfart32 has to fight off with his bare hands. He punches it in the face and kicks it into outer space where the alian version of him has to fight it off making it an endless game of ping pong because the alian version kicks it back but they keep kicking it back and forth until it desinigrates in outer space.

Nice description
maxximus 22 Oct, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
its a cat you dip
Dstn. 29 Sep, 2016 @ 8:23pm 
ok dad