blue99's Ego Is Fully Supported.

We are here to honor the miraculous genious and prophet that is blue99, a man fully capable of playing 9D Chess and is one of the most respected members of the UGC HL community.

His knowledge and understanding of the Heavy Weapons Guy Class is unparalled in the prestigious esports known as UGC Silver HL. The evidence is clear that his man is destined to replace Karl in dK. He is a 6th Stage, 7th Dimension demigod who has an IQ so high it can only be obtained through 97 sesaons of Rick and Morty. Steven Hawking might have died in recent years, but fear not, as a new brilliant mind has taken the spotlight and the TF2 community by a hurricane storm that is strangely the shape of a puzzle piece. He claims that he is at least the 3rd best Heavy in all of Silver, but we all know he is just trying to be modest.

He will kill your team with chemical warfare whose main ingredient consists of his very toxicity that he is very much aware of. Scientists like Luigi and Lagman have yet to unravel the full mysteries of this strange chemical, but they have a mild hypothesis that its purified and distilled form will have magical properties like curing cancer, giving you 100k subs for your TF2 YouTube channel, and making "Minion" 's Pyro perform to the level of TMP's. They say that the perfect place to test said substance is in the state of Kansas and will be moving their experiements there in the near future. The reasoning for this is unclear, as the Public Relations manager of the lab, ICLemon, said it was highly confidential. Understandably so, as such wonderous, divine properties in the wrong hands could prove disasterous!

These are all FACTS, ladies and gents. FACTS. Undeniable, rational, and emperically supported FACTS.

Our Lord and Savior blue99 himself has some words of wisdom regarding facts.

~~ "Nothing is an ego when it is fact" ~~

In the age of fake news, alternative facts, and divided poltical arena, this quote serves as a light in the darkest tunnels. Let us hold it dear to our hearts. His ego is so supported by facts... That it doesn't even exist... Such philosophies... The need to use the thinking emoji is very strong once you come into contact with blue99.

And thus we are here, basking in the radiant glory that is blue99's fully earned ego. As you read this, he is opening doors to mysteries beyond our comprehension. The question is... will you take the steps forward...?