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Your iron cuts but my Fist subjugates.

Go out in a blaze of glory, Your body is the weapon.

Run away children of iron, the Grim Reaper stands with its Fist

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Giveaway

9 October, 2013 - anno gamer | 27 Comments

BOTH NUMBERS HAVE BEEN GUESSED, THERE WILL BE MORE GIVEAWAYS IN THE FUTURE. YOU CAN STILL WIN THE SCREENSHOT THINGY A LITTLE BIT BELOW THIS MESSAGE.

Men.

We hit 300 member because of one of my biggest buddies, my very own Cuddle Comrade: CuddleBundles.

Now.
The last giveaway still hasn't been won by anyone, so it's time for sudden death mode.

I've picked 2 numbers between 1 and 20, including 1 and 20. Whoever guesses one of the numbers wins either Borderlands 2 or Saints Row 3.

You may only guess once.

And for extra funsies, whoever can send me the funniest screenshot (must be of Chivalry) will win a nice (not too expensive :P) indie game of your choice.

Good luck buddies.

WIN COUNTER: Both games has been guessed, check Ḻŏяd $щaḡ Ƒøx, Ćuήţ Ḉrusheя™'s comment for info on that.

THE CHIVALRY DRINKING GAME!!!!111!

10 August, 2013 - Hark Scrumpy | 5 Comments

THIS IS THE RESULT OF ME WATCHING THIS VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wepbEH05cvE
AND SAYING CHALANGE EXEPTED! (i made it in 56 seconds still pritty good)
THE FOLLOWING CHAT WITH TURTLEBUNDLES WAS JUST AS DRUNK AND INCOHERENT AS THIS BECAUSE I HAD THAT CHAT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO!
IN THIS CHAT THE SUBJECT OF THE CHIVALRY DRINKING GAME CAME TO MIND AND MY DRUNK MIND STARTED SHITING OUT PURE GOLD!
(the character limit prevents me from posting the whole chatlog:( )

14:35 - FUKD and BOMBD: 3 drinks if you find a mapglitch/ get stuck in the map

14:35 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 if your face feals numb

14:36 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if thay have penetrated our rear flank

14:36 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 per objective done

14:37 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 per fist kill (dosent count in tavern)

14:37 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if either party gets face fisted into little bits

14:41 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 3 evrythime a MMA thretants to tickle someones catastrphy

14:42 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 evry time you headshot someone witha short spear (i will be smashed FAST)

14:46 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 per actualy killing somthing with a sling
(14:47 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Fuck I'd be wasted in 10 minutes)

14:47 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 per booting someone into map hazard

14:58 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 if you kill 3 people with one shot from the catapult (if teamkilled any take 16 drinks)

14:59 - FUKD and BOMBD: if spectral eccho appears take 3

15:00 - FUKD and BOMBD: if unlock weapon or rank up take 3

15:00 - FUKD and BOMBD: if you take an amazing screenshot
15:00 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1
15:01 - FUKD and BOMBD: like this one heare
15:01 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Shoow meee
15:01 - FUKD and BOMBD: aaa dam it
15:01 - FUKD and BOMBD: wait
15:02 - FUKD and BOMBD: http://node2.projectplanet.cn/@steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=133755931
15:02 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Wonderful

15:04 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if you sucsesfully kick a remoseless teamkiller

15:05 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 3 if you kick the apple seller to death
15:05 - FUKD and BOMBD: or if your on the sever when someone kills him

15:06 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 2 if you stab soneone in the balls with any of the dagger/knifes
15:06 - FUKD and BOMBD: one for each ball see

15:08 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 1 if you top the scoreboard for doing objectives even if your k/d ratio is truely shit

15:08 - FUKD and BOMBD: take 3 if YOU ARE A PIRATE
15:09 - FUKD and BOMBD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86InpTyB3mw
15:10 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: YOU ARR A PIRATE
15:11 - FUKD and BOMBD: allso take 0.3 if SIR RUBBER AHOI
15:11 - FUKD and BOMBD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxm8nHwOxg
15:11 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: HUEHEUHEUHUEUHEE

Take the amount of drinks corresponding to the amount of people you manage to fit on the sign post in tavern. My record was 5 so it has to be at least 6 for you to drink up!

Take 3 if you are damaged by a shot from the ballista, yet somehow survive (it happened to me once)

feel free to suggest more in comments.
the moral of the story is i guess:
14:32 - FUKD and BOMBD: man you fuck with the huntsmaster and he fucks you up
14:32 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: Worth it
14:32 - Omnipotent TurtleBundles: The master of the hunt is worth it
14:33 - FUKD and BOMBD: if i hadent just taken a salvo of jager bombs id call you all sorts of names for suggesting that THAT was worth it