A Group for Antitoxic L4D2/L4D Players

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Heya Jerk, it's Noob, with the bad ping down the hall
It's lame to see you buddy, how's your day?
Things have been okay for me, except when you said "kys"
Really wish you'd let me play

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you might use bullying to feel like a man
But here's an FYI
Try just being nice, douchebag

All we want to do is play the game
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna *try* to die
All we want to do is play the game
It's fun when serious, but casual is also fine
Help each other out
Keep it friendly, let's enjoy the game!

I don't want to nitpick, Jerk, but is this really your plan?
Make new players tilt from hateful shots?
Maybe that's okay for now,
But someday the old playerbase will fade
Then you'll have to play with bots

I'm not surprised to see you aren't really on this page
Society denies most people outlets for their rage
But here's my point of view
No one likes your 'tude, dickwad

All we want to do is play the game
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna *try* to die
All we want to do is play the game
It's fun when serious, but casual is also fine
Help each other out
Keep it friendly, let's enjoy the game!

I'd like to help you, Jerk, you probably hide pain
I have great sympathy for how you're trying to cope now
You're not a monster, Jerk, just ... chill, it's just a game
It's just a game

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Well, I've got a new squad now, maybe we can wrap this up
I'm getting really tired of all the kicks
Meanwhile, I hope you find a better way to live than bringing on
A playerbase apocalypse

I hope that you can take constructive criticism well
There's really no good reason to make others' lives a hell
And maybe one day you
Will be fun to play with too, because

All we want to do is play the game
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna *try* to die
All we want to do is play the game
It's fun when serious, but casual is also fine
Help each other out
Keep it friendly, let's enjoy the game!

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Original: "Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton, L4D2 Soundtrack