(Written by blue)

*Panda walks up to Jackal and Wolf*

te end

Once upon a time
SackJuice was In his room.
He saw his ambassador and thought, ''Maybe... if I get just ONE headshot with this...''
Then He grabbed the amby.
He went on and tried getting headshots on random people. He always missed.
He was furious. He decided to throw his ambassador in the trash.
Then he saw that it had turned into a festive ambassador!
Sackjuice: Oh my-a god-a This is-a miracle-a!
He then got so many headshots that Gaben's head exploded.
Then he became crazy.
He killed everybody in the planet (except black people, that would be raacist!)
Then the ambassador turned normal, again.
He realized what he had done.
the end.

StreetCorners was in his office smoking his favorite ciggar when all of a sudden, Dillweed came in.
Street imidiatley took out his gun and pointed at him.
Dillweed lifted his dress up and took a note out of his underwear.
Street looked confused.
Street: What's this?
Dillweed: It's a card from the mayor.
Street read the card in his mind.
Street jumped up and said quickly: Quick! Theres no time to explain! Get in th car!
They both got in Street's car.
Street drove to the evil CO2Hypnosis's Lair.
They took out their guns and pointed at Hypnosis and his douchey friends.
Street: Give us the diamond back!
Dillweed: The diamond from the museum?!
Street: Yes, that one. Don't be stupid, woman.
CO2Hypnosis and his douchey friends took out their guns as well.
CO2Hypnosis: Come and get it!
Then, one of CO2Hypnosis' douchey friends shot Dillweed on the arm.
Street: Dill! Noooo!!
Street took out his magical rainbow-shooting minigun and killed all of CO2Hypnosis' douchey friends.
CO2Hypnosis: I can still beat you myself!
Then Street shot at a giant lamp on the roof.
CO2Hypnosis: Ha! You missed!
Then the giant lamp fell on CO2Hypnosis and he died.
Street then took Dillweed to the hospital.
When Dillweed was ok, Street and Dillweed had a romantic day of romance
(if ya know what i mean)
The end.

Orson was on his bed.
Coopin came in.
Orson: Coopin! W-what are you doing in my room?! I'm Half naked!
Coopin Stared into his eyes.
Coopin: Orson, will you be my secret lover?
Orson: What?! W-what about jackal?!
Coopin: I don't love her as much as I love you...
Orson: B-but... you have been dating for a long time!
Coopin: I know... We can be secret lovers...
Orson: Well.. I suppose.
Coopin Slowly took of his shirt
Orson looked straight at his nipples.
Orson then took off his pants.
Then, jackal went in the room and saw them.
She started to cry and ran off.
Coopin and Orson put their clothes back on and went to look for jackal
But they were too late.
Jackal had hung herself.
The day of her funeral, everyone was there.
CO2Hypnosis appeared and he gave out food to everyone.
Little did they know, the food was poisioned.
They shortly died.
CO2Hypnosis then called his friends to the (empty) server.
They then vandalized the palce and left.
The end

(written by kitch and wolf) (rewrite by kitch)

It was a warm summers day on the sandy beach at about 2pm while the sun gleamed in the water. Purple and Coopin And Greencow had brought out a cooler and were chilling out on edge of the water. Greencow looked at the two and said "I feel like we need to do something exciting today." "Like what?" said purple. "yes" said coopin "We need to do something to tell candy when we go back to akaens sex cabin." Then out of nowhere star bright came and sat beside them and said. "we should see who can get the biggest errection in the water!" The goal was set. The 4 walked into the water and tried their best to get their biggest erection that anyone except noir lime had ever seen. They all walked out of the water dripping of sweat and determination. Coopin had won by far almost bumping into purple on the way out of teh water. Purple was in a close second but greencow said that coopins was way bigger (although he was just angry because he came in last) Star was satisfied with 3rd but thinking he could have done better left to go to the pharmacy to get more tylonal and shampoo and try to make homemade viagra to try and practice for the next time they tried something like this.But greencow...uhh he was super angry because he thought that his tic tac could squash the rest of the sausages at that competetion. He picked up a rock in teh sand and threw it at coopin...but missed. The rock flew past coopin and hit purple right in the testicles. "OH ♥♥♥♥!" yelled purple falling to the sand. he had died right there from his testicles being violently being shot back into his body and hitting stomache and going into his rectum. Coopin ran towards him and tried to preform CPR even though that ♥♥♥♥ doesnt work so he had to do something drastic... Shove his sausage up his ass and try to get his testicles back to their normal area where they could be as sexy as a naked wolf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He tried and tried all they could but whatever way he tried to move them, it just wouldnt all this happened while greencow just sat there naked beside them and recorded it so he could always relive this moment. Coopin kept trying and trying but he just couldnt do it...It would call for brute force. He wook a pole that was lying around and shoved it up and twisted it to the right. It was just hard enough that his shot it back up and the testicles were put back in their normal place. Purple shot up onto his feet and looked at the two. He walked beside greencow and said my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than yours. They all walked back to the beachside sex cabin while the sun set dramatically behind them.

-end