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ABOUT Cult of Truth

OFFER TRIBUTES OF TRUTHS. APPEASE THE GOD OF TRUTHS .

ALL PILGRIMS MUST OFFER TRUTHS IN THE COMMENTS OR BE BANISHED TO THE PLAIN OF LIES. POOR GRAMMAR IS A SIN.

THE CIRCLE OF TEN SEES ALL.

THE CODEX OF TEN TRUTHS
1. TRUTHS MUST BE OFFERED IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
2. TRUTHS MUST BE ADEQUATELY FALSE.
3. TRUTHS JUDGED TRUE WILL BE BANISHED ALONG WITH THE PILGRIM.
4. TRUTHS JUDGED INSUFFICIENTLY FALSE WILL BE BANISHED ALONG WITH THE PILGRIM.
5. TRUTHS JUDGED UNBELIEVABLE WILL BE BANISHED ALONG WITH THE PILGRIM.
6. TRUTHS JUDGED UNWORTHY WILL BE BANISHED ALONG WITH THE PILGRIM.
7. TRUTHS JUDGED TO BE LONGER THAN ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE LETTERS WILL BE BANISHED ALONG WITH THE PILGRIM.
8. BANISHED PILGRIMS MAY ONLY BE GRANTED ABSOLUTION BY OFFERING AN EPIC TRUTH.
9. THERE ARE NO EPIC TRUTHS.
10. THE TRUTHFULNESS OF THE TEN TRUTHS EBBS WITH THE MOON.
11. WITHIN THE TEN TRUTHS ARE TEN UNTRUTHS.
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23 April, 2014 - Daddy Wrong Legs | 2 Comments

I know there was some confusion, just wanted to clear that up.

- Chester Dangermen

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