The Bros are SERIOUS Business. SERIOUS!

We, the Bros are an elite group of Counter-Strike 1.6 Players/Nerds that seek to dominate the Bro-fessional Gaming Scene.

We follow a strict Bro-tocol because it is vital that we Bro-vercome all obstacles to Bro-form Bro-ficiently at the best of our Bro-bilities. To be a "Bro" you must help a Bro out to Bro-feat any challenge that might spawn in the world of Counter-Strike. It's Bro-ssential that all Bro's stick together and look out for one another. If we don't, our very Bro-ciety will collapse. That's just a little about the Bros, if you'd like to "chill" or "chill out Bro" with us just contact one of our Bro's. We Bro-mise we'll get back to you as soon as Bro-ssible.

Here are a list of some of our Bro's.

Patrick "PatBroChill17" Vong;
This guy, he's like the fucking Brotosaurus Rex of our Bro-taceous period. He can lock down anything with just an AK + A can of NERDRAGEEEEEEEEE. Have you ever wondered what it looked like to see a truck run over 4 people? Watch PatBroChill17 during scrims, he does exactly that but only to 4 people. GET AN ACE BRO!

Neil "YUSHBROYUSH" Cruz;
Do I need to say anything about this guy? His Bro-mas' burst fire shots are fucking godly. Just hearing the sound of his bullets coming out of his Bro-rrel will give anybody in a 5 mile radius an instant Bro-gasm. He runs around the map screaming YUSH while effectively roflstomping everyone on the map. He has a dog named Sushi too so +5 Bro points for that.

Justin "OhMyBro, Bros!!!" Dinh;
Justin is very Bro-ficient at baiting team mates Bro-fectively in Counter-Strike. He makes sure that before he kils someone, his team mate dies right before he lands a fatal Bro-Shot to the face. But other then that, he's like the Rambro of bropLexity except he doesn't suck now.

Troy "WOW BRO, FUCKING WOW" Armonio;
They say he's made up of 100 Bro-cent pure Bro-someness. He leads the BROS like Bro-seph Stalin in his prime. He Bro-bliterates people with his AWP and hides in the most retarded spots ever. If you were in China, he'd be in Mt. Bro-lympus waiting for you to peek. Little assshole.

We're recruiting! A call to all Bros! To join you must;

Carry around a spray can full of Axe. (The terrible smelling deoderant poor kids use in Middle School.)
Carry around a black dildo in your bag at ALL times.
Carry around either a GameCube, 6 Pack of Natty Ice, and other things.
Pop your collar 24/7 when you see another Bro pass by to acknowledge the growing Bro-mmunity.

Ask for further Bro-tails.

#b4l (BROS4LYFE)
#boL. (bropLexity > compLexity)

In closing, we are BROS, we stick TOGETHER. We support the No Bros Left Behind Act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

Educate yourself about Bro Rape, we must ensure the survival of our Bro-thers.

-tM^kk ! a.k.a Broseph Stalin, the leader of the BROS.