Ladies and gentlepacas, welcome to Alpacia.

Enter, dear Paca.

We shalt haveth always open gates for you, let thyself be free to frolic and prance around in our land

If one is worthy thy shall thyself join the the cause against the tyrannous Llama Emperor, Sir Llamakin, for he must be stopped for our peoples to be reunited again before they are destroyed in the flames of fluffy war.

Thou shalt wear top hats, our top hats are of the finest quality produced from pure cotton and fur, and occasionally silk. Any Alpaca found to not own a top hat shall be given one immediately.

Be vigilante against the Llamas, those loyal to Llamakin are untrustworthy scoundrels; as such any alpaca found to be hiding one such is to be taken custody by the Royal Court of Alpacia, and their tophats will be seized.

Queen Lona Paca shall lead this glorious kingdom to victory, mark our elegant spit.

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Tea 'n Tea 23 Mar, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Wrong? Wrong? Everything was right with you, mighty Paca. We must wage war against the llamas! The inferior ones must be eliminated! With the might of floof and humming we shall vanquish the spitting menace!