Global Gameplay Stats

Who's Your Daddy?!

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 44
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42.8%

What's Cooking?

37.0%

Ready For Daddyhood

34.5%

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
29.1%

Baby's On Fire

26.8%

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
23.6%

Dirty Daddy

23.1%

One Last Goodbye

17.1%

Turn a Rat into a Snack

15.3%

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
13.2%

Iced Iced Baby

12.0%

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
11.3%

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
8.3%

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
6.2%

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
6.0%

Make a fish your dish

4.7%

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
4.4%

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
4.3%

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
4.0%

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
3.3%

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
2.5%

Imma Powder Out

2.1%

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
1.8%

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
1.5%

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
1.5%

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
1.3%

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
1.3%

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
1.2%

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
1.2%

Disobedient

You ignored the note
1.1%

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
1.0%

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
1.0%

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
1.0%

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
0.9%

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
0.8%

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
0.6%

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
0.6%

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
0.4%

Played with balls

0.3%

So that’s what it tastes like…

0.3%

Found The Control Room

0.2%

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
0.2%

Escaped The House

0%

Found Mommy

0%

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room