Global Gameplay Stats

Who's Your Daddy?!

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 44
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41.2%

What's Cooking?

36.6%

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
35.2%

Ready For Daddyhood

28.9%

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
28.8%

Baby's On Fire

22.4%

Dirty Daddy

22.0%

One Last Goodbye

17.8%

Turn a Rat into a Snack

16.3%

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
12.6%

Iced Iced Baby

11.4%

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
10.7%

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
8.9%

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
6.8%

Make a fish your dish

5.9%

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
5.0%

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
4.7%

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
4.5%

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
4.3%

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
3.2%

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
3.1%

Imma Powder Out

2.2%

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
2.0%

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
1.6%

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
1.5%

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
1.3%

Disobedient

You ignored the note
1.3%

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
1.2%

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
1.2%

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
1.2%

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
1.0%

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
1.0%

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
0.9%

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
0.9%

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
0.9%

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
0.7%

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
0.6%

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
0.6%

So that’s what it tastes like…

0.5%

Found The Control Room

0.4%

Played with balls

0.4%

Escaped The House

0.2%

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
0.1%

Found Mommy

0%

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room