Global Gameplay Stats

Coffee Break

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 17
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92.6%

Wrong Button

Make the Earth explode for the first time
73.4%

Steam's Wall of Shame (c)

Obtaining this achievement is a worst disgrace than a VAC ban
58.9%

Damn you, Bill!

58.5%

BADASS BOWLING 64

49.9%

Wrong Passcode

Notes are there for a reason: read better the instructions next time
42.1%

SPACE JACKPOT

32.1%

Nerd

Read all the notes inside the spaceship
32.0%

Coffee Break

Make a sweet coffee and save your only daughter from her destiny
30.3%

You did it!

Open the lockbox
30.2%

Nausea

Spin the chair 12 times consecutively
27.4%

Deutschland

Change the radio frequency to the Zeke's station and turn the volume to max
22.9%

Brown Atlantis

Fill the universe with shit-tasting water
21.5%

Treasure is Friendship

19.8%

Steam Rush

You should've not put water in there
16.5%

Doom Bringer

Mess with humanity until you discover all the bad endings
11.8%

Late to Work

Prepare a sweetened coffee within 23 seconds
9.9%

Platinum Blend

Collect all the other achievements (Do you seriously have nothing better to do?)