This guide will teach you how to craft chocolate chip cookies (in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth,) to become the best meth cook of cookies. Cooked cookies. Cookies and cooking cookies.

Ingredients:

1. 1 cup of butter, softened.
2. 1 cup of white sugar.
3. 1 cup of packed brown sugar.
4. 2 eggs.
5. 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract.
6. 3 cups of all-purpose flour.
7. 1 teaspoon of baking soda.
8. 2 teaspoons of hot water.
9. 1/2 teaspoon/s of salt.
10. 2 cups of semisweet chocolate chips.
11. 1 cup of chopped walnuts (optional.)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C.)
2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth.
3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla.
4. Dissolve baking soda in hot water and add to the batter along with salt.
5. Stir in flour, chocolate chips, and nuts.
6. Drop large spoonfuls onto ungreased pans.
7. Bake for about 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until edges are nicely browned.

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