Love Fist is a Scottish glam metal band from Vice City, led by Paul Kent. The line-up is Jezz Torrent, Willie, ♥♥♥♥ and Percy. The names of the last three members are slang for penis, and Jezz Torrent, when pronounced in a Scottish accent, sounds like slang for sperm.

The name "Love Fist" is a reference to fisting, an extreme form of penetration.

The band is comprised of Jezz Torrent ("Jizz" if said with a Scottish accent, a slang term for semen) and Willy, D і c k, and Percy (all slang terms for the penis).

It is not revealed when the band were formed, but by 1984 V-Rock was hosting a giveaway of Love Fist concert tickets and by 1986 they are on their "Steel Heart Stone Cold Prostate" tour, and being managed by Kent Paul. By 1992, they are only a three-man band, as seen on a Vinyl Countdown billboard as Willy has left the group. The band broke up at least once in between 1992 and 1998, since there is a billboard visible in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories which advertises the band's comeback tour.

During in game dialogue in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, several secrets are revealed about the band members, lead singer Jezz Torrent apparently used to have sex with sheep, drummer ♥♥♥♥ sleeps with bunny pajamas, guitarist Percy is a huge fan of Duran Duran and bassist Willy likes to wear woman's underwear. Jezz Torrent sings about cross-dressing on "Dangerous Bastard" and Tommy accuses the entire band of bisexuality, to which they do not offer a reply.

The band may have been inspired by '70s British rock group The Sweet because the music style and vocals are similar. Love Fist’s appearance and lyrics seem to parody that of 1980s heavy metal bands, specifically NWoBHM bands and American hair metal bands, such as Poison, L.A. Guns, and Warrant.

The album The Number of the Breast is an obvious parody of the Iron Maiden album The Number of the Beast.
Love Fist - The Number of the Breast
Love Fist - Clear the Custard

Kent Paul. Paul acts as a manager to the rock band Love Fist. Is a cocky youth from Kent, England. He works in the music business, but claims to be a criminal mastermind. By 2002, he owns a website called Kent Paul's 80's Nostalgia Zone!. He is voiced by English actor Danny Dyer.




Jezz Torrent.
Is the lead singer for the Scottish hair metal band Love Fist.
In 1986, Torrent is first seen at one of Juan Cortez's parties, alongside two women.
Torrent, alongside Kent Paul, ♥♥♥♥, Percy and Willy, later hired Tommy Vercetti to do some work for them, including the task of bringing Mercedes Cortez to them and buying some drugs for themselves, called "Love Juice".
Later, a psycho fan of Love Fist tries to kill the band for unknown reason, however in both missions, the band was saved by Tommy Vercetti.
According to his bandmate Percy, Torrent practices bestiality and has previously had sex with sheep, though the truth behind this is unknown, as it may simply be an example of the band members taunting each other.
Torrent is a member of the Epsilon Program, and writes a testimonial on their website about how the cult helped him overcome a drug addiction.

D і c k.
Is the drummer of the Scottish heavy metal band Love Fist. Out of all the members of Love Fist, ♥♥♥♥ appears the most amount of times, after Jezz Torrent.
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D і c k. is depicted with red hair, wearing an Argentinian football shirt, black gloves and a kilt. D і c k. is voiced by Peter McKay.
Percy.
Is the guitarist for the Scottish Hair Metal band Love Fist. He is depicted wearing red pants, a red shirt and black gloves. According to fellow band member Jezz Torrent, Percy likes listening to Duran Duran.
Percy, alongside Jezz Torrent, ♥♥♥♥, Willy (unseen) and Kent Paul, hired Tommy Vercetti to do some work for them, including the task of bringing Mercedes Cortez to them and buying some drugs for themselves, called "Love Juice".
Later, a psycho fan of Love Fist tries to kill the band for unknown reason; however, in both missions, the band was saved by Tommy Vercetti.
According to Percy, Jezz Torrent practices bestiality and has previously had sex with sheep, though the truth behind this is unknown, as it may simply be an example of the band members taunting each other.
He is last seen speaking with Tommy at the concert hall.
William "Willy/Willie" McTavish.
Is the bassist for the Scottish hair metal band Love Fist in the Grand Theft Auto series. He is one of the few characters that appear in both the 3D Universe and HD Universe, appearing as a minor character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto V.

Background and Events of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Willy is the only member of Love Fist who doesn't wear black gloves. According to Jezz Torrent, Willy wears women's underwear. Because he doesn't have a dedicated model like his bandmates, he is usually absent from cutscenes and makes his only "appearance" in GTA Vice City during the events of Publicity Tour, although only his voice can be heard.

By 1992, he had left Love Fist as he is missing from the the billboard for their album Clear the Custard in Los Santos, San Andreas. In reality, this is due to the fact that he doesn't have a character model, as the Love Fist members in the billboard are models from GTA Vice City.

HD Universe

Events of Grand Theft Auto V
“
About to get gobbled by this lassie after the show when some tosser smacks me in the gob and robs my gold tooth. Last time we tour America.
”
— Willy McTavish on Bleeter
Willy (mis-spelled Willie in credits and on Bleeter) makes his first physical appearance in Grand Theft Auto V, during a Strangers and Freaks mission where Trevor Philips must knock out his gold tooth and bring it to an English tourist named Nigel as a souvenir. Willy was performing with Love Fist at Tequi-la-la in Vinewood. Furthermore, his gilet is similarly embroidered with the Love Fist logo on the back. Willy is also killable in this mission, and if Trevor does so, he will say "oops, sorry Love Fist fans".
He will post a bleet on the Bleeter website after the mission, commenting about Trevor's assault. This bleet appears regardless of whether the player chose to kill him in the mission or not.
According to one of the groupies, Willy has previously had a hip arthroplasty.
During in game dialogue in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, several secrets are revealed about the band members, lead singer Jezz Torrent apparently used to have sex with sheep, drummer ♥♥♥♥ sleeps with bunny pajamas, guitarist Percy is a huge fan of Duran Duran and bassist Willy likes to wear woman's underwear. Jezz Torrent sings about cross-dressing on "Dangerous Bastard" and Tommy accuses the entire band of bisexuality, to which they do not offer a reply.

Dangerous Bastard lyrics.


Girls
Nooooow!

Girls
Come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!

Lemme see ya!!

Yeah I'm a Dangerous Bastard;
And I am bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look;
Sometimes I get flu...

A devil looks into my eye
And he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye
God I need to know...

Is it true, you, like, my curls;
Do you think, we, look, like, girls...
Would it cause, a, sexual block;
If you saw, our, great, big, socks!

Lemme see ya!!

I keep drivin' faster!
Going through the roof
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love;
That don't make me a proof...
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Action, camera, lipstic lights;
I fit in Mercedes' tights
No one knows I play guitar
Wearing her red bra

Is it true, you, like, my curls;
Do you think, we, look, like, girls...
Would it cause, a, sexual block;
If you saw, our, great, big, socks!

Fist Fury lyrics.

Here we go again
Cruisin' in the right side of town
Where the chicks taste like candy, but all the guys look like clowns
Yeah! Here's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get and fix some of the best
Driving by in my Porsche, down in the roadhouse to get us some

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p u ss y
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy 'cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Six AM on the morning after the beast rest up for awhile
Last night saw some ugly fighting brawl
Because the badge mustn't want us in town
I said "come on guys chill for awhile, join us in our Fist world"
Thank god the badge chose the Love Fist for a drunken crazy wild

Love Fist fury, checkin' out all the p u ss y
Let your love rockets do all the rounds
The girls are going crazy, tonight is getting hazy
Shooting love fist fuel from their mouths

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p u ss y
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy 'cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around
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Love Fist fury, we're just getting p u ss y
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy 'cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p u ss y
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy 'cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p u ss y
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy 'cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Down Down Down Lyrics.


Down, down, down

Alright

Fist Till Morning lyrics.

Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning

Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning

Fist, fist, fist till morning
Fist, fist, fist till morning

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