Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to find a Girlfriend?✅
By qorxx
In this guide ill teach you how to find a girlfriend if you play CS:GO
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First steps
Try to close the game, there is 3 ways to do it.

Method 1: Do it using the task manager, its pretty simple:
  1. Press Ctrl+Shift+Esc combination
  2. Choose "Applications"
  3. Click on the Counter Strike: Global Offensive logo or name
  4. Press the "End task" button and you're done


Method 2: Standart way(Close the game in the game):
  1. Move the mouse cursor over the "turn off" button and press it

  2. Confirm quitting from the game


Method 3: Close the game in Steam app
  1. Press the "Stop" button

  2. Confirm exiting the game
The Hardest Part
Take a deep breath and after that try to do the impossible for those who have more than 500 hours played – Touch The Grass
Photo of grass if you forgot what it looks like
Visit the gym
If you were playing CS:GO while eating KFC without going outside you prob look like that


Follow the instructions if you want to fix this:
  1. Open Google Maps on your phone and find the nearest gym

  2. Drive or walk to the gym and purchase the cheapest gym membership
  3. Start visiting the gym untill you'll look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dating app
After you're done with the previous part, take some photos of yourself and download Tinder (for example)
  1. Register and upload the photos

  2. Wait until some girl that lives not far away will text you in the app
  3. Be nice and easy with her
  4. Do not ask her for nudes

  5. Try to get her number and start chatting in a messenger that is convenient for both of you
First date
After rapprochement and a month of communication, agree on a date at some nice cafe or a park
Get ready for a date:
  1. Visit barbershop and get a nice haircut

  2. Prepare yourself mentally

  3. That's all, the main thing is do not ruin everything, dont do some weird things, ok?
Good luck
Nice! Now continue on your own, I hope I helped you.
If it was informative, please like it or give a gift, thank you very much for reading!

99 Comments
Leequit 2 Oct @ 9:38am 
W
Kreep 21 Jun @ 7:43pm 
XD +rep
qorxx  [author] 7 Mar @ 10:23am 
nah
McTastyShot 6 Mar @ 5:47pm 
is edging and gooning a required step?
C λ M Ø 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am 
i am now in Prison
XTC 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm 
"Instructions unclear, d!ck stuck in fan." x(
ljas 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56am 
ofc
qorxx  [author] 15 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am 
in the end you better find some pretty boys if you want
ljas 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am 
:(
qorxx  [author] 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am 
I guess it's just you