While I know you're probably waiting 20 minutes in queue to either get a swf bully squad or get dumpstered by a killer who is sweatier than my 300Ibs grandfather on the tread mill, I decided to make a quick guide to help you so here it is.

Step 1: Don't give this guide awards.
Just don't give this guide awards, I have done absolutely nothing to deserve your hard earned steam points.
Thank you.

if this guide was helpful please give an award.