Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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How to not be bad at dbd
By Chattybins
whats good gamers this is my 10/10 guide on how to not be complete dogsh1t at dead by daylight remember to absolutely SMASH that like button gamers cause im hosting a free 10 dollar giveaway, the only requirements are like the video, subscribe, turn on post notifications, and give me your credit card and social security number
   
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Step 1: Survivors to play
To not be complete dogsh1t at the game, you want to play these following survivors: Dweet, Jake, Nea, Bill, Quentin (especially quentin), feng, and steve. Noone else, or else you will be regarded as the scum to dead by daylight and worthless to society
Step 2: Killers to play
The only killers you should be playing are nurse, myers, or doctor. Noone else as every other killer is completely and utterly useless compared to these 3, and if you play any other you deserve to be given the ♥♥♥♥♥ death penalty, ESPECIALLY if you play trickster.
Step 3: How to play survivor
The only good viable way to play survivor, is genrush, when the killer loops you, every time you vault or throw down a pallet, tbag and flashlight click and taunt the killer as much as you possibly can. You then want to shake your head every time you pallet stun the killer, and do this all in rapid succession to make the killer more and more angry. Then have a swf on cue, when you get hooked, and facecamped, have one of them with BT save you, tbagg and flashlight click some more, moonwalk in their face, pop a heal in their face, use a stypic agent in their face, and tbag and flashlight click in the exit gate till the last second to make sure you torture the killer as much as possible to bring them as close to dcing and or uninstalling the game as possible. Then, even though you all got out, proceed to say "GGEZ BABY KILLER BIG BAD" in the end game chat to make them even more angry, and then take your entire swf to their house in real life, and shoot them in the face with a 12 gauge if they havent uninstalled yet. tldr; be as toxic as possible, and if they dont uninstall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murder them.
Step 4: How to play killer
the one, and only viable way to play killer is, endure permanent suffering. Thats it. Endure tbagging flashlight clicking, pallet and beamer saves, spend 100 dollars all at once like the fat neckbeard you are, spend 15 dollars on a trapper skin, endure punishment and suffering from each survivor you play against, as they tbag flashlight click point at you and just be general a$$holes till they eventually 9/11 a plane into your house. In conclusion, either commit suicide, endure torture, or uninstall the game.
Step 5: Meta perks to use for survivor
Remember, to use the most toxic perks, Dead Hard, Decisive strike, Borrowed time, and Boil Over. nothing else.
Step 6: Meta perks for killer
Corrupt intervention. Literally nothing else will help as nothing will ever save you from the toxicity of this game. (The voices theyre in my head help me they cant leave)
Conclusion
In conclusion, as survivor, your goal is to make the killer as angry as possible, and bring him as close to uninstalling, dcing, or commiting suicide, or all of the above. As killer, your goal is to commit suicide or be murdered by the survivors who are being toxic to you. This is the end of my very helpful and useful guide, Thank you for reading, And dont forget to enter yourself into my free gift card giveaway, by absolutely SMASHING and i mean DEMOLISHING THE LIKE BUTTON, SUBCRIBE, AND TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME YOUR, AND YOUR MOTHERS CREDIT CARD DETAILS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. (im in eternal suffering please help me the voices wont leave my head help me) You just read from a happy kids production. Be sure to like and subscribe for more!
10 Comments
шпроты люблю пизд 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:24am 
very wholesome epic sexy big chungus guide 100/10
Aendermine 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm 
Im in the processing of making a GOFUNDME for your chronic insanity!
Mr. Wing 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am 
10/10 guide!
Vsp.monokuma 31 May, 2022 @ 11:02pm 
1. you sound like demi
2. there's dead mans switch for killer but i agree as a killer main nothing can save us
Hakarios 31 May, 2022 @ 9:04pm 
nice
Weblin 31 May, 2022 @ 4:52pm 
I like that Decisive strike and Borrowed time are apparently toxic traits :D
notscarybanana 29 May, 2022 @ 1:22am 
Amazing. i can finnaly get some angry kids on their mics on this game
fawn 27 May, 2022 @ 6:14pm 
WOW THOS IS SO GOOD :ape::ape::ape:
xTheo 27 May, 2022 @ 6:27am 
this is ass
moxxilicious 26 May, 2022 @ 8:20pm 
Super helpful, I am no longer doggy doodoo at this game:steamthumbsup: