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Cow Guide
By SlimeUwU
This is my diary on my journey to find milk.

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Cleaner's Clog
--- Cow Status Report ---

Day 1:
Z-Day. I am alone. They are everywhere. I am currently running low on milk and excited to find any cows available for me to milk. Hopes run high.

Day 1:
Made it through some houses. No cows sighted so far. Might have to double back.

Day 2:
Found a cleaner camp. They offered me a place to stay and I agreed to help.
I'm slowly but surely discreetly searching their base for cows.
I don't want to arise suspicion and have them question me about cows.
They must not find out about the cows.
I've found some Mastadon Milk? that appears to be made from the decayed carcass of the woolly mammoth found in Siberia.
Do these people seriously drink this stuff?
Godless heathens.

Day 3:
Found a veggie farm with lots of food for cows. People too I guess. There was also lots and lots of pipes that we could use to transport milk through a city.

Day 4:
Found an heirloom veggie farm. Lots of food for cows. I think cows could eat these things if necessary anyways. Lots of various pipes lying around. I think its very possible to get supplies for building pipe systems for milk storage. I thought about following crows, since there are a lot of them here, but they mostly seem interested in what I think are human remains? and hover about them and don't really do much. They sure would make a ton of noise if you spooked them.

Day 5:
I encountered a giant ogre monster in the subways. Perhaps we could reverse engineer them somehow? Then we implement those changes into cows through gene editing. We could grow cows large enough to feed everyone servings of milk!

Day 6:
Found some scribblings graffitied on a wall from multiple people talking about all the missing animals. Could this explain all of the missing cows? We've noticed that you sometimes see just a few crows and other times you really get to see why they call a huge flock of crows a murder. Those are bad days. I wouldn't even go outside on those days. Murder Horde days. I've seen a team picked clean from murders and the hordes they bring. And the noise! That cacophony will drive you mad. Oh yeah! We sank a really large boat! What had happened was, a bunch of nerds still playing cowboy came by and well for whatever reason, they decided to blow it to smithereens. Maybe they were afraid of the ridden cutting in their boat tour profits. Maaaan, I liked that boat. Well I mean other than the ridden on it. So much for my forrest gump dreams.
Known Cows:
This is a list of all known cows:
  • This space reserved for cow 1
  • This space reserved for cow 2
  • This space reserved for cow 3
  • This space reserved for cow 4
  • This space reserved for cow 5
  • This space reserved for cow 6
  • This space reserved for cow 7
  • This space reserved for cow 8
  • This space reserved for cow 9
  • This space reserved for cow 10

Stay tuned for possible future cows.
Location of Cow 1
Name of Cow:
Map:
Identifying characteristics:
Possible Involvements with outbreak:
27 Comments
SlimeUwU  [author] 3 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm 
They banned this guide for being too cow related.
kexo 2 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm 
Still no cows?
Soup 8 Aug, 2021 @ 6:48pm 
capybara
Rin 8 Aug, 2021 @ 3:56pm 
:cleanseal:
WillHound 8 Aug, 2021 @ 1:36pm 
:BrownCow:
M1ntzz 8 Aug, 2021 @ 2:05am 
moo
Mr.Kinomoto 7 Aug, 2021 @ 11:03pm 
What does a cow look like
Soup 7 Aug, 2021 @ 1:56pm 
I FOUND A COW !!! I FOUND A COW !!!!
Ryu 7 Aug, 2021 @ 10:23am 
Are you going to count the cow skeleton on the farm map?
Spine 7 Aug, 2021 @ 9:55am 
u better not disappoint me