Hello random battle medics, fat scouts, and w+m1 pyros! If you have come here, you are looking to main spy, because you want to make people salty even though you know you can't. But today is your lucky day, you'll finally win a round of hightower!

To begin, you need a good loadout! This will include the following:

• Charmer's Chapeau
  
• The Dead Ringer
  
• The Ambassador (Amby)
  
• Le Party Phantom
  
• A Shirt for Spy of your Choice
  
  Now you have a good loadout!

To main spy, you need to master melee. If you don't master melee, you'll look like a rich noob running around with a revolver shooting other spies because you suck at the purpose of spy: melee.

To begin practicing:

• Play in training, make sure it's on easy to start, then as you get better, start going to harder difficulties
  
• Once you master training, try community servers. Go on maps like turbine, or hightower, those are noob infested areas
  
• Start to play a little bit of casual after about 5 days of community servers
  
• Only play on Hightower

The most recognizable thing about spy mains, right next to loadouts, are the noob-like god-like trickstabs.



To practice:

• Watch MrPaladin's trickstabbing videos
  
• Try sidestabs/cornerstabs first, they are easiest
  
• Predict your enemy's next moves, or die, that's fine too
  

If you have followed the instructions and haven't gotten your genitals stuck in a toaster, then congratulations! You are now a spy main! You are now your dream class, and you can troll as many little squeakers as you like! Well, now you're on your own, to dominate ALL the noobs!