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The Wiseau's Personal Tip

By Tommy Wiseau

This game tearing you apart Lee-zah!? Read my tip. Maybe I know more than you think I do Mark!

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Category: Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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18 Jan, 2013 @ 4:12am

18 Jan, 2013 @ 5:10am

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Oh Hai Mark!

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Oh Hai Mark!

Sooooooo, yew decided to become an agent, huh? Hahaha, funny story Mark! Anyways, yew will probably need some pretty cool tips? Well lucky yew, I already ordered a tip!

Hello Lee-zah, yew like my QR code?

It's pretty easy guys, just level into pistols! No really! Yew can end up doing this cool thing, where yew stop time, and target people with your ability. As long as yew mark their head, it results in insta-kills. Even better, this also works with any boss fights. So yew won't have to worry about tough boss fights, yelling at your television "Don't touch me, mutherrrr foooccckkkkerrr!!!" If yew focus leveling in pistols, you will almost ALWAYS instantly kill the bosses. Then you'll seem like the EEEXXpert Mark!

Boss fight?

5 seconds later, he realized I WAS the boss fight. What a chicken. Chip chip chip, cheep cheep!

I hope this helps yew guys, yew are my best friends. Hi doggie.

-Wiseau

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