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The Ten Commandments Of A Croak Main.
By TIMBS
All Croak Mains Must Follow These Ten Commandments
   
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Category: Characters, Classes, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs, Workshop
Languages: English
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23 Nov, 2017 @ 3:41am
3 Jan, 2018 @ 4:19am
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Guide Index
Overview
Commandment Number 1 
Commandment Number 2 
Commandment Number 3 
Commandment Number 4 
Commandment Number 5 
Commandment Number 6 
Commandment Number 7 
Commandment Number 8 
Commandment Number 9 
Commandment Number 10 
Comments
Commandment Number 1
Thou shall trash talk in gamechat once round is complete, even if thou have lost thy match.
Commandment Number 2
Thou shall use legendary weapons and believe they actually look good.
Commandment Number 3
Thou shall spam space throughout every match.
Commandment Number 4
Thou shall spam ultimate once recieved aswell as once used.
Commandment Number 5
Thou shall never equip legendary outfit and show off sexy abs to prove dominance.
Commandment Number 6
Thou shall equip dab pose once character is usable no matter what. (Dab of pride and accomplishment is reserved for the top 10 Croak mains, do not equip if you are a scrub).
Commandment Number 7
Thou shall use poison attacks and never miss otherwise you will be dabbed on by another Croak main.
Commandment Number 8
Thou shall run away from opponents if thou is the only one alive.
Commandment Number 9
Thou shall blast ninja hip-hop music whilst playing on jungle map.
Commandment Number 10
Thou shall favourite this guide to prove you are truly a Croak main.
47 Comments
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t 21 Jan, 2021 @ 10:57am 
like taken out the bible itself
TIMBS  [author] 18 Dec, 2020 @ 9:09pm 
Ur spelling is crine
Elihaza 18 Dec, 2020 @ 8:40am 
crine af
{DGK} Mr. Lynch Doctor 20 Oct, 2020 @ 1:12pm 
I am best croak US-WEST.
:steamsalty:
Aquatius 16 Apr, 2020 @ 6:46pm 
You were entangled and killed by thorn. You were then Frozen for safe keeping by alysia, burried, and blossom spawned a tree over you.
Soporte Técnico λ 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:43am 
Instructions unclear: i was defeated by a zander.
TIMBS  [author] 23 Dec, 2019 @ 6:27pm 
Then keep running away, of course you should spit in their faces (but only if they don't have a thorny boy) otherwise keep running.
Rental Div 23 Dec, 2019 @ 6:38am 
What if I have my ult and I'm the only alive and the enemies are low and exhausted movement abilities?
Muki Nuki 17 Feb, 2019 @ 7:10am 
thanks, i feel much better now
king consort 21 Nov, 2018 @ 6:09am 
i feel inspired