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How to get an INTERNET girlfriend! (CS:GO ONLY)

By Johan Freuchen

With this guide you can get the INTERNET girlfriend you've always dreamed of having!

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Languages: English

Category: Getting Started

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9 Oct, 2017 @ 12:52am

4 Nov, 2018 @ 1:19am

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Simply use some of these totally original CS:GO pickup lines in game!

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Simply use some of these totally original CS:GO pickup lines in game!

Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you're stunning.
Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse
Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.
I want to spray u like i spray my negev.
Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.
Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?
Baby I'll stick it in your assimov.
Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?
Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
Can I wallbang your double doors?
Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you're stunning!
Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.
Is 7355608 your number 'cause you blow me
Want to rush my banana?
Can I rush your lower tunnel?
You look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3
Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.
My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well
You make my karambit go bayonet.
I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New.
You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"
Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb!
If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.
You're hotter than a $400 Molotov
I don't usually flash my team, but I'll do it for you.
Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.
If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.
Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!
You're a Mac-10/10
You make my heart go 128 tick.
Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.
Girl, you are my rare special item.
I would love to SPAWN on your face!
Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed.
If you were B site, I’d rush you.
if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.
Can I save you from these terrorists?
Girl, you must have legged me, because you got me weak in the knees.

...With these you'll have an online gf in no time!

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